quarjk
quarjk
The Prosodic Capital of Wordland
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Matt, he/him | into linguistics, cute animals, cute people, good food
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quarjk · 6 hours ago
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quarjk · 6 hours ago
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Underestimation
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quarjk · 6 hours ago
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quarjk · 8 hours ago
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For sale: Dope baby shoes, worn every fuckin day - The Awesome Child (Formerly The Awesome Baby)
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quarjk · 8 hours ago
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wizard fact of the day: you can’t legally kill me!
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quarjk · 8 hours ago
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one time i walked into God’s room when He wasn’t expecting me and He was kneeling by the foot of His bed praying. tf. who was He praying to ..?
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quarjk · 8 hours ago
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seeing someone comment landfillcore under a holiday decor haul a few years back permanently changed my consumption habits. what an evocative word. I think about her all the time
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quarjk · 17 hours ago
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THIS DRAWING WAS MADE 700 YEARS AGO BY A 7-YEARS-OLD BOY NAMED ONFIM WHO LIVED IN NOVOGROD.
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quarjk · 17 hours ago
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With the announcement that Warwick Davis is reprising his role of Professor Flitwick for the Harry Potter HBO show, and the behind the scenes pictures of Nick Frost looking like he’s in Robbie Coltrane cosplay, I had the sudden, joyous thought that maybe all of this blatant ripping off of, and references to, the (still very popular) movies would be too craven and creatively bankrupt even for casual viewers and then I remembered that Spider-Man: No Way Home made roughly 2 billion dollars.
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quarjk · 17 hours ago
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30 trips around the sun and im still surprised when the days get shorter after a long summer like the nights already feel much cooler now and soon it'll be dark at 4 in the afternoon and i'll go wow man look how dark it is and it's only 4 and come spring ill realize that wow you can actually tell the days are getting longer and warmer isnt that crazy and in the summer i'll be lying in bed at 11 thinking woah it's still not dark out and then in september ill say to myself phew that sure was a long summer you can already tell the days are getting shorter and ill remember this post and maybe ill go look for it and reblog it and dear reader, i for one hope that we both live to see it
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quarjk · 1 day ago
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Hot take but I really do think that some of y’all need to consider how/why/when/how often you’re making fun of straight people for being straight
I do it too, I’m not going to pretend I don’t make jokes about the hets, or the down with cis bus, or whatever
But I recently befriended a cis, straight dude and I have watched him be dismissed, degraded, and unambiguously insulted for the perceived “crime” of being straight — all in queer environments where he is allegedly “completely welcome” and surrounded by “friends”
This guy is not a toxic person! But I have seen him be made to feel so small and like his comfort and safety in those spaces are conditional on his silence and acceptance of being treated like a human dunk zone, and I think that some of y’all have had so much shit from straight/cis people that the second you feel like you’ve got an inch, you want to luxuriate in the perceived catharsis of bullying someone who— actually —doesn’t deserve it
And until he very, very carefully mentioned to me in private that it makes him feel bad, I didn’t even clock that I was involved in doing that, that it had become so instinctive for me to make casual jokes like that, and that— well meaning or otherwise —I had been contributing to an environment that made someone I really really like feel like shit
So, I dunno, I think maybe some of y’all should think about that too
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quarjk · 1 day ago
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the way people are about men who do not conform to kratos esque patriarchal standards is very odd and honestly (derogatory) very roman. You will see a man with no muscle, no facial hair and immediately go 'TWINK!!!!!!!!!!!!! femboy!!!!!!!! he takes it up the ass!! he needs to get pegged!!! small dick!!!!' Do you hear yourselves.
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quarjk · 1 day ago
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@bovineblogger mountain lion
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quarjk · 1 day ago
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quarjk · 1 day ago
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quarjk · 1 day ago
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i’m gonna say something that doesn’t feel good but you might need to hear it: bending over backwards being a people-pleaser, being conflict averse and not telling anyone your needs, and then being resentful and upset when your needs aren’t met is a You problem first
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quarjk · 1 day ago
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Babe, are you wearing the
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