quazarrising

[quazarrising]

[quazarrising]

"Twitter" was designed in a lab to contribute the greatest sum total of malevolence to the global sociosphere out of any human-made invention. It would have succeeded, but is currently third to both "Car" and "Mahjong."

[quazarrising]

peanuts breloom (colorized)

[quazarrising]

Let’s bring Flash development back so 14 year olds can create extremely violent and greasy minigames about eviscerating Labubu and upload them to Newgrounds.

[quazarrising]

Unmute !

[quazarrising]

once you start noticing how many of the Sexy Thicc Anime Babez hornyposted across the net with fat tits and fat asses overflowing out of their micro-bikinis still have 24" waists and rail-thin arms and pencil necks you never stop noticing it

[quazarrising]

Nothing in the world feels as unjust as the fate of the Disco Elysium developers.

Imagine you build this in-depth fictional setting over the course of decades with your friends, and then decide to turn it into a game for fun. You end up creating one of the most celebrated and well-written RPGs of all time and become celebrated for reviving a dying genre.

A few months later, you're fired from the company you founded for criticizing the new direction its taking. The company has the copyright not only to the game you made, but literally everything in the world of the game, which spans decades of lore you built for no profit with your group of friends.

Like, this is a nightmare that I didn't even know existed before I ran into it. To have, what is essentially a passion project that branched off from a TTRPG campaign, be pulled from your hands by a corporate entity that only yearns to abuse your creation for maximum profit. I couldn't imagine myself going on creating anything after that.

[quazarrising]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[quazarrising]

Imagine hating me and I'm just in my room like this

[quazarrising]

wheelchair users deserve a minimum of three wheelchairs to meet different needs. like, bare minimum of indoor chair, outdoor chair, and off road chair. chairs that meet different needs for transport, activity, positioning needs, energy levels, etc.

there is not "one chair" that can meet every need. wheelchair users deserve to have multiple chairs that meet specific needs, no matter how complex their seating/positioning needs. we deserve to at least have a backup if our chair breaks that is just as suited to our needs.

[quazarrising]

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.

[quazarrising]

Awful that cats are clever enough to learn that cans being opened contain cat food and seemingly not clever enough to learn that not all cans being opened contain cat food

[quazarrising]

Are you aware that 'witches pulling up depressed roots' is a Harry Potter comic?

you should know that jk rowling didn’t invent the concept of mandrakes

[quazarrising]

Ah what the heck.

Make them into toons

[quazarrising]

They seem like a verrrry ambitious duo

[quazarrising]

truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

[quazarrising]

me on tumblr: why aren't these teenagers doing complex literary analysis properly