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What a beautiful day to violate copyright and generally disregard any and all notions of intellectual property

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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Something extremely funny about toads/Yoshis/shyguys as the generic inhabitants of Mario kart world. They walk around, drive around, and have jobs. Imagine a Yoshi who's on to way to his dead end job after having an argument with his yoshi wife and he has to deal with a kart race in the middle of his commute

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goodnight hairy trans women. goodnight fat trans women. goodnight trans women with deep voices. goodnight trans women with broad shoulders. goodnight tall trans women. i love y'all.

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One of the coolest things to remember is that because prey animals have eyes on the side of their head, they are looking at you when they're in profile, not facing you! Hot tip for artists and animal lovers!

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Tickling the tiny wunkerfucker

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tfw the curse is lifted

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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what was going on here last night

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swag era

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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probably my favorite bathroom graffiti yet. took a lot of self control censoring the number

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"I am looking respectfully" not good enough. Get on your hands and knees and bark like a dog

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