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i unironically think that the resurgence of mustache culture has brought about a male slut era that is in many ways still in its infancy but is growing day by day. hemlines are getting shorter, chest hair is growing back, tops are cropped. gone are the dark, dark days when the sluttiest thing a man could do was roll up the sleeves of his button up office shirt. we are returning to the light of mustache rides and teeny tiny swim shorts. amen.

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I literally did not know that sag aftra is currently on strike against video game companies and has been for six months

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I think what makes me the most devastated about Billy's death is that we were robbed of seeing how his relationship with Max could have changed. I so very much believe that Billy nearly dying and Max watching it almost happen would have caused them to bond from that, theyd grow closer together, and Billy would have been such a good big brother to her. But nOOOOO instead we get dead!Billy and depressed!Max and im MAD

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stranger things really screwed the pooch by never having a scene where all the siblings pairs (Mike and Nancy, Will and Jonathan, Lucas and Erica, Max and Billy, and Steve and Dustin) are having 5 simultaneous but separate, high volume arguments, while El and Robin just 👁👁 👁👁

(Steve and Dustin started in the only child group but they set each other off, and they lost their high ground spectacularly)

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Happy Birthday Big Bill!

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So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel it’s a good time to point out that it’s perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently

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For my second @harringrovewinterbingo prompt, "Kissing With Chapped Lips"

i looked for the ugliest 80s jackets i could find on google and then i made them even uglier...

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Losers weepers, Max.

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You would never understand their warrior's bond, Keith.

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Chapter Nine is real and just got posted after a 2.5 year hiatus... whoops?

Happy Birthday to me! Please enjoy my latest Harringrove endeavor. It’s a 1950′s Mafia A/B/O with essentially zero real angst and lots of horny/fluffy content planned for future chapters! 

not much a poet, but a criminal 

now available on AO3!

Summary below the cut!

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Listen, I know we love the Ides of March on this webbed site.

BUT!! March 15th is also my kickass Dad's birthday. He's one of the few parents who knows and proves what "unconditional" love should look like, and the best part? His name is MARK!

So if you would like to be super cool and amazing, please send me an Ides of Mark meme. He will lose his mind.

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me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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artist: @sarah-bbee originally made for the @summerof85zine (posted with permission)

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It's been 3 years but at least it's finished.

Finally got my shit together and figured out what I wanted to do with this story! 

Catching Blue Lightnin’ on AO3

Summary: Billy paid the messenger boy his usual fare and took the small bundle of envelopes. “Any news from town?”

“There’s a Ranger from the States at the Silver Spur that says he’s lookin’ for you.”

The outlaw’s blood ran cold. “How old?”

“Maybe older’n you? Maybe not. Only had one gun on him.”

“Oh,” Billy rolled his eyes. “Won’t be a problem then. Tell the Sheriff to write a letter home to the poor man’s family, cause tomorrow he’ll be sending it back to the damn States along with the Ranger’s body.”