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This is how the world should be ❤️

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Art by Essi Välimäki

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Sorry Ford, no portal beef up for you, you’ll always be the easily-headlockable-nerd in this AU

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hey girl

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harvey - gravity falls animatic

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YOU BETTER STOP

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Dysfunctional without his other half

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mama n her babies

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The Resurrection of Stanley Pines 🪦🩸

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You can’t go to a 70s-themed disco bash at the Shack without a vintage 70s shirt and a gold chain.

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y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

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twin brothers are unbearable actually

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Stan and Ford are probably actually pretty intimidating dudes! Like we get the joke at the end of the show with them threatening the bus driver to let Waddles on but---

When Stan takes off his jacket when the sun burns off the morning fog, his arms are peppered with scars, and he's got one right in the center of his forehead. It looks almost like a GSW, but nobody could survive a direct hit there--- right? He's got the voice of a smoker and the swagger of an alcoholic but never drinks or smokes; he speaks Spanish nearly perfectly but when someone asks where he learns he shrugs and goes "I don't know Spanish, idk what you're talking about." He always has at least one knife and his brass knuckles on him.

Ford's got scars, too, and a couple of oddly placed tattoos. He scans every room he enters for exits, and his hand flexes at his side like he's constantly checking for a weapon. He always leans against the wall or makes sure Stan is standing behind him so his back isn't exposed. Someone asks if he's a veteran because of this body language and he flatly answers "no." with no further explanation. Sometimes he talks in languages that don't even sound real. He barely sleeps, sometimes going a day or two without it.

And these two brothers that look like they've seen war but swear they haven't set foot on a (earthly) battlefield go everywhere together, slipping the Stan o' War II through turbulent waters with no issue; they seem to argue with each other at any given time of the day, but all while working perfectly in tandem. They're both polite enough to service workers but mean as fuck to everyone else. They've been banned from several marinas for dumping chemical waste. There are multiple eye witness accounts of them dragging around what look to be wrapped bodies. The police can never catch up to them. There's a niche twitter community out there somewhere that's lowkey obsessed with them in a true crime kind of way.

Mabel and Dipper don't get the hype. They think their grunkles are adorable.

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Ive seen this AU a couple of times floating around, where Stan joins the US military after he gets kicked out and all the interesting stuff that comes with that but guys. You aren't thinking this through enough.

Stan would never be a Marine, or even a Navy man.

He'd be a member of the US Coast Guard.

Its a branch of the military. He'd still get the benefits (good pay, food, health insurance, the like) while not being a situation where he's in active violent duty. He's saving people. He's still working on boats and helicopters, by the ocean, which he loves, but he's actively in a job where he helps people on a daily basis.

And then imagine how he sees Ford again, when Ford drags Fiddleford out on a boat off the Oregon coast in the middle of a storm like a dumbass because he wanted to see an anomaly. Imagine they get picked up by the coast guard and its Stanley. Its Ford's fuckin twin brother. Imagine you guys.

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