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📷: Abdo Yama

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A loaf a day makes everything okay

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This is why I love cats.

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being accommodating for people is not hard.

prime example: my dad, who doesn’t even know he’s doing it.

context: I am autistic (my parents refuse to acknowledge this). I take things people say at face value. example of this: one time, I was about fifteen years old and I was carrying something for my dad. he said, “you can drop that right there.” so I did that. I let the thing fall out of my hand and drop to the ground. my dad had a moment of “what the-!” and then he caught himself. he laughed a little and said, “well, I did say you could drop it.” then he said, “I’ll be more careful with how I say things in the future.”

and he has been. he laughs a little as he does it (it’s become an in-joke in the past few years), but every time, he says, “gently place [insert thing] on the ground.” and I know exactly what he wants me to do.

it’s not hard. figure out how people work and do your best to work with them.

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I found a tiny girl on the couch

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yr local goffick pretty boi is back in business 😈 💖🖤💖🖤 #goth #queer #makeup #snapchat #selfie https://www.instagram.com/p/BnCVnb7h6xD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xcdvm0raotww

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can’t believe language was invented. like everyone was chill and quiet and then one day someone just started saying some shit

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absolutely adore the new critical role character Mr. Medicinal Dirt 🌿💀

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hey ya’ll i think i might be moving over to twitter some so go follow me @ mycofox on there

i’m not gonna be 100% inactive here but the scrolling + reblogging into infinity style of tumblr has not been going gr8 w my depression / dissociation lately

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ppl make fun of pinterest but at least their staff actually give a shit

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hot take

I think tha🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥and I kn🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥but🔥🔥🔥🔥and if y🔥🔥🔥🔥and🔥🔥🔥idk b🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥to🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥so m🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥just saying!

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when millennials were first heading into high school and college there was a huge trend in news stories about how stressed out our kids are, how their backs are getting messed up from carrying so many books, how they’re sleeping less and doing more school work, and how we should do more to help our kids have the childhoods we had because our kids are falling apart from stress and being forced to be more productive than kids should be. but then once millennials started hitting the workforce all the news was about how millennials are lazy and narcissistic and entitled lmao you were real concerned about us until you found out a 23 year old is more qualified to do your job than you

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remember when stephanie meyers was so desperate to tie up the loose ends of her love triangle that the paired off the extra dude with the couple’s newborn baby

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today’s gender of the day is unfortunate time loop accidents

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bi slime

x / x / x | x / x / x | x / x / x 

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I met my favorite person this weekend.

I have these Native American reenactments in the summer, okay. We dress in authentic Native garb and go teach about our culture and whatnot at historical events. There’s this one on a weekend that housed all reenactors from Ancient Greece to World War II–you can walk through a timeline of living history. It’s cool.

So there are these guys in a tent on the far hill called the Scottish Highlanders. They bring about two to five people to their thing per year. They do all the good medieval Scottish jazz. Kilts, weapons, challenging you to fights.

But theres this one guy that is there every time. I always go visit to hear him give in depth talks about Scottish Reavers and their malitia and weaponry and stuff. He’s fun, so I go talk to him and he’s asking about what school I’m going to, what I want to do, etc.

So I tell him I want to be a history teacher and I like to write. He asks me if I have anything published, and I say no, thinking he means an actual book. But he waves me off and asks, “No, online. Have you ever heard of Fanfiction.net?”

Let me explain a thing. This guy. Is well over six feet. His biceps are bigger than my head, he’s about 45 years old, he has the thickest Scottish accent you’ve ever witnessed, he can wave two axes around like nobody’s business, he usually resolves friendly arguments with full on battle in armor with real weaponry with the scars to prove it, and he kind of has a biker gang.

And this guy starts telling me about the 700 page Doctor Who fanfiction that he’s been writing for six years and still running. 

Shamelessly continues to explain how he gets together with his badass biker buddies and they ride to his house with bottles of Jack Daniels and talk about the next fanfiction that they’re going to write together. (More Doctor Who, Xena Warrior Princess, Agents of Shield, Lord of the Rings…) They dare each other to write crossovers for interesting character interaction. This guy raves with excitement over character development and analysis. 

I cried. 

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jk rowling: It was never mentioned but Snape always had a pet horse that followed him around everywhere .It was not written because he just never mentioned it ,but the horse was definitely there