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audporter.

Okay, but can I get extra meat without committing to being kidnapped, or does that still cost big bucks? 

You can get extra everything!! All you have to do is give him a big smile. I think he’s lonely, which is sad. But, he’s generous! Which is nice!

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pucksalright.

At least he ain’t sayin’ shit like he’ll give you his footlong or that he wants to eat fresh. 

In DJ Khaled’s America, it would be nice to meet a guy who isn’t afraid to eat fresh! I’ve already got the footlong, though, so he doesn’t need to offer!

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theclaireflanagan.

Yeah but sometimes those background checks are the best. I am just saying be careful. You typically don’t take things from peoples cares. I am sure there are many people at school who would gladly give you some free food and be a little more trust worthy. 

I thought that’s what Meals on Wheels was? People giving out car food??

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shilohevans.

That’s true, but I guess that he was super sneaky, you know? Maybe all the weight he lost made it easier to sneak around, since he wasn’t as recognizable. But he’s in jail now, so we don’t have to worry about it anymore!

You’re right. Our pants can finally rest easy, and that’s what’s really important. Maybe we can all finally start wearing gauchos, again.

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kenziejade.

I think so too. At least the coffee is decent, and we can flirt with the workers there to see if they will give us free muffins. We should do this tomorrow because it’s my birthday, so maybe they will give us their spare jellybeans. That’s way better than going to Subway. You never know when you need a spare lid, so make sure you grab some for the both of us, Britt. We can go to Walmart, but you can have the pig, and I will eat the blanket. Deal? It’s kind of healthy!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I totally wish that it was a weekday, so we could’ve wrapped up your locker with shiny paper and done balloons and stuff!!! Maybe they’ll put glitter in your coffee, to celebrate. But, since it’s your birthday, maybe we could skip the pigs and just split a cookie at the Lima Bean!!! It’s not healthy, but birthday calories don’t count!

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sam--evans.

Thanks, Britt. It really is and to top it off I’ve lost my voice so all I can do is whisper and it’s driving me crazy because I’m usually pretty loud. That’s a good idea, I mean we don’t have a hammock but I’ve got a bean bag in my room so maybe I could just take that out back and enjoy the sun. You’re always full of such great ideas.

Be careful whispering!! I read one time, on Facebook, that whispering is even worse for your voice than making croaky sounds. If you want, I can bring my mom’s lawn chair over and we could sit outside together. I could also teach you how to say cereal, in sign language, so everyone knows when you’re hungry.

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tonydalton.

Oh my god. That’s an awesome name. I’m totally going to use it. Would he still be there if I don’t believe in him? Eh, doesn’t matter. I’m going to get some free sandwiches with that name. 

If you don’t believe in him, they might send Santa instead--- that’s actually better, probably, because Santa visits the mall every year anyway. He’d already know where to go!! And, with all that Santa magic? No way would they keep the sandwiches from you!!

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why They call it house when it takes place in a hospital. thanks for following me

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queeniefabray.

Well, it’s official. You’re looking at Lima Community Pool’s newest lifeguard and swim instructor. I figured it wasn’t a terrible idea to keep myself occupied over the summer break, which is shockingly only two weeks away at this point, and having some extra cash to spend doesn’t sound so bad either. Please know that I’ll know if you’re only pretending to drown though - and it won’t better your chances of getting any “CPR” action. 

I love the pool!!! Last time I was there, these two moms got in a fight over one of the daughters kicking the other in the face, when she was doing a flip! They had to call the cops! Maybe you’ll get to call the cops!

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jessestjesse.

Ugh, I know I’m going to sound pretentious, but after spending a beautiful three days in New York City I’ve really realized what trash Lima is. We don’t even have Halal. Halal is like….my life now?  I’m holding a poll like, subscribe, and comment below if you think I should flee right after graduation.

What is... Halal? Is that the Statue of Liberty’s real name?

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pucksalright.

The best part about graduation bein’ so soon is beach week - hell, might just stay at the beach longer than just a week. I fuckin’ deserve to have a good time after the bullshit I’ve been through these past five years. Hot chicks and dudes in minimal clothing, booze, sex, gimme all of it. 

Anyone else have good summer plans?

My mom thought we were going to the Bahamas, so we went shopping for a bunch of cute sundresses last weekend!! But, it turns out, my dad is planning to take her to the Tommy Bahama store, in Columbus. So. Nothing super good!! I’m gonna look awesome, for beach week, though!

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elizasroses.

I’m so glad to see you’re in the spirit for some good ole’ bikini booze fun! I’m all for seeing how that tan is coming along, I can definitely judge the progress better up close and personal. I will! 

You’re gonna be totally impressed. This is the first year that I haven’t had to use that Jergen’s stuff! It’s all from real sunlight and coffee grounds!

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frankie-hart:

Riddle me this: What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft. It also doesn’t mind if you want to blow it. What am I talking about?

Is it sand? Like, when the waves crash over it and squish your castle??

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theclaireflanagan.

Well that all sounds like so much fun, you know apart from the getting sick pat. I may totally need to take you up on that. Any chance to get away from this town even for a day sounds wonderful. 

Ahhh, yay!! I thought I might have to go alone and then I’d have no one to talk to, in line, except for creepy dads. Lines are, like, the worst part!

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tobiasrose.

I have a haircut schedule for ten tomorrow morning, don’t ask me why I made it so early. And I took a nap after I got home and woke up when it was still light out. I literally thought I slept through the whole night and I missed my haircut. So I started getting ready and began to rush out the door until I finally looked down at my phone and saw that it was still Friday. So that basically sums up my day. Other than that, it’s been a good week. How was everyone else’s?

Ten in the morning is way too early to get your hair cut. I always get mine done, right before bed, so that way it doesn’t have time to grow back during the day. My week’s been really good, though! I think I’m pretty close to figuring out where the Lima Sewer People hold their meetings!!

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mia--thermopolis.

I won’t get kidnapped for a bag of Hot Cheetos and a meatball sandwich, will I?

He hasn’t kidnapped me, yet! You’re probably safe. But, you might not get Cheetos. Sometimes he only has Baked Lays.