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some things never change

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Because despite all this suffering I so desperately want to live through it and make the best of it

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the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”

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girls will be like “if i was a geographical feature i would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means

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waiting on that girlboss tv series about principal trenchbull and how she was utilizing girl power by killing her brother and abusing her niece miss honey

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made a little quiz so you can finally find out whether you’re more girlboss, gatekeep, or gaslight <3

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The older I get the more Karl Marx makes sense

“The less you eat, drink and buy books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorise, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save – the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor rust will devour – your capital. The less you are, the less you express your own life, the more you have, i.e., the greater is your alienated life, the greater is the store of your estranged being. Everything which the political economist takes from you in life and in humanity, he replaces for you in money and in wealth.”

— Marx - Human Requirements 1844 (via marxhamill)

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

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getting a compliment

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but are YOU a reliable narrator?

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u kno when you’re crying and u catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and you’re like??? if this was a movie this scene would have won me an oscar

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Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!