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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)
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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other
pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today
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Dorian and trap Dorian
(I'm too scared to post this on Twitter so I hope it gets lost somewhere here or people are nicer)




#date everything dorian#Dorian cosplay#trap dorian#trap Dorian cosplay#date everything#dorian date everything
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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Everyone: Please please please don't write your books in Google Docs. Frankly don't use Google Drive for personal stuff.
Their terms of service say they take down stuff like content related to terrorism and trafficking, but this Google Sheet was literally a list of movies I'd watched this year and books I'd read.
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the biggest lesson im learning is that nothing is as extreme or as permanent as our emotions convince us they are. nothing is certain and things are always fluctuating and there are always exceptions and there are always mistakes. there is always pain and there is always love. everything is a delicate touch away from changing
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I feel like if you're gonna have words with silent letters and all that unnecessary stuff they have to be short words cause it's easier to remember whereas long words should be spelt exactly how they sound
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It's California dreaming by the Mama's and the Papa's
I have a song stuck in my head except I don't know the song or the lyrics and if I try to hum it out loud I don't know the tune really either so all my brain is giving me is
"All the fields are ga- ALL THE FIELDS ARE GAY" "All the fields are ga-ALL THE FIELDS ARE GAY"
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"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"
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on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready
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does anyone know why youtube videos from 2020 have had that 5y on them lately
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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at
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