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Clark: So, busy tomorrow? I was thinking we could do something..

Bruce: Sorry, I can't. Promised Alfred I'll try and rest, at least till noon.

And some did rest, but it was not Bruce.

It's so long since I draw them like that.

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Batman has a very specific code that's on everyone's communicator that he warns the JL to 'Never tap into it unless I'm indisposed and the world is 2 seconds away from ending'

Fast forward a few years and batman is knocked out cold and the world is 2 seconds away from ending when one JL member rmbers batman's 'very important do not tap unless absolutely necessary' button

So obviously the JL taps it expecting some god or smth and who else picks up but a woman who's simultaneously yelling commands,tapping aggressively at what they assume to be a keyboard and calmly telling them that she's Oracle,that she's already linked every person on the battlefield's comms to the 'batfamily comms'(direct wording) and that she's sending reinforcements as they speak

Then,while the JL is still in shock,Red Hood the fucking drug lord lands beside them and starts shooting up enemies,Nightwing is futher back backflipping,Red Robin is doing his shit

A mysterious black cowled girl pops up beside them and starts gently telling(ordering) them to specific parts of the battlefield(Hal gets so spooked he screams),a fully purple girl is beating enemies up next to them,a guy in neon yellow is punting enemies to the ground.

And some random ass 10 y/o is screaming bloody murder as he incapcitates enemies thrice his size

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do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light

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Fandom spaces have GOT to stop finding out about concept art & saying they were supposed to have x or y. That’s not how concept art works, there isn’t a secret better show they decided to hide from you for no reason

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I just found out that my cat will only eat when I'm watching her because she expects me to keep her safe while she drops her guard, and now I just gotta imagine the Batkids doing similar things to Bruce.

Duke wants to do that thing where Alfred dumps warm laundry on him? Well Bruce needs to be in the room, please.

Tim wants to play videogames on his ipad? Perched on the arm of Bruce's office chair while he talks to investors.

Jason wants to read a book? Lounging on the couch he moved to the Batcave while Bruce is working.

Dick wants to take a lil nap? Propped up against B's side and snoring.

Dami's finally decided to pause training and eat a meal? He makes Bruce hold the soup bowl.

Cassandra's lacing up her new pointe shoes? She's using Bruce as a ballet bar.

Steph's cutting her bangs as a chaotic form of entertainment? Bruce is the one parting her sections.

Sure, they could also be using Alfred for this form of quiet assurance, but if they do, he'll magically have them doing chores within minutes.

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since a lot of people place Jason’s time with the outlaws as a side-quest he does between leaving the league and going to Gotham, can we combine that with Jason being asked by Talia to take Damian with him to Gotham to meet Bruce? because that’s fucking hysterical. Damian as this little kid the outlaws just kinda. have with them at all times. like the baby groot to their guardians of the galaxy.

Talia asks Jason to take Damian to Gotham to meet his father and become the next Robin, something that Jason wasn’t exactly thrilled about—but she ASSUMES she’s threatened him enough that he’ll still listen. and then after a month of no signs in Gotham of Red Hood or a new Robin, she calls him. and the little fucker doesn’t pick up. of course.

she calls Damian instead. he picks up the video call sitting in a seat on what looks like a weird high-tech spaceship, with rock music playing and the background showing Jason Todd and some random redhead guy doing shots off a table.

“Damian. You are supposed to be in Gotham right now.” She demands. “Where are you?”

“Not sure,” Damian shrugs childishly. “Princess Koriand'r was flying somewhere over China, I think?”

“…Who?”

“She’s nice.” Her youngest continues. “She blew up a submarine yesterday with nothing but her bare hands.”

“Yo kiddo!” She hears faintly, coming from the slightly tipsy redhead. “You still wanna see how I built that bomb?”

Damian perks up, turning in his seat to nod furiously. “Mother I must go,” He declares, once he turns back to her.

“Put your brother on the phone!” She hisses quickly. Damian shrugs again but hops off the seat, camera angle swinging wildly as he moves over to Jason’s side. Jason looks down at him, solo cup in hand, and he narrows his eyes when the phone is thrust in his direction.

“Mother wants to talk to you.”

“Aw fuck, you picked up?!” Jason whines, taking the phone before Damian scampers off in Roy’s direction. He looks down at Talia’s unimpressed face, and blinks at her. “You literally cant be mad at anything my friends teach him; you know you’ve taught him worse.”

“HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN GOTHAM.”

“I AM SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD, I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.” Jason yells back into the phone.

“Not when you’ve been asked to drop your younger brother off at your father’s!” Talia snips. “I gave you one job, Jason! ONE!”

“And i’ll get him there after,” Jason emphasises. “You never said I couldn’t make stops on the way.”

“Jason-“

“That man who wanted to hire us as mercenaries is here,” Kori interrupts, sticking her head around the corner of the entrance. “He says he’ll only negotiate prices with Red Hood.”

“Sorry Tals,” Jason looks back down at his adoptive mother, who very much seems like she wants to put him back in the pit. “Duty calls, see ya. I’ll tell Dames you said you love him.”

He hangs up before she can start yelling again. At the other end of the ship he can hear Roy faintly explaining to Damian how to build a nuke into a pencil. By the time they actually get to Gotham, Damian’s big brother and his friends have made him about a thousand times more dangerous than the league ever could have. Jason thinks it’s funny as fuck.

(like six months into his stay at Gotham, Dick finds Damian building something in the batcave.

“What are you working on, Dami?” He asks fondly, pausing slightly in confusion when he sees what’s on the workbench.

“Exploding arrows. Ahki’s friend taught me how to make them during a heist we all pulled off last spring.”

Dick bluescreens, seeing his old best friend, Roy Harper’s, special insignia crudely etched into the side of Damian’s project. “Your- wait ‘ahki’-? Who- what- BRUCE!”)

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Damian: Father asked me. "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?"

Damian: Father, it'd my idea. You birthed a leader, not a follower.

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i think one of the main issues with "dating culture" in total is that the actual percentage of humans who want or need to pair bond or reproduce is a lot lower than we think it is and this creates conflict from dumping an enormous amount of resources into pursuing unsatisfactory goals, having an identity crisis when yet another relationship or partner is boring or disappointing, going through a destructive breakup and resource partition, and then being coerced into starting over from the beginning and just doing this over and over until we die. i don't think relationships and love and romantic attachment are fake I just think a lot of people don't actually need or want them who have been convinced otherwise

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imagine if people actually took romantic consent seriously. wouldn't it be fucking awesome. i know they never will, but just. take a moment and imagine it with me

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“Brothers help!”

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do i have any idea how to use tumblr? nope. Am i still gonna try? Yup.

(saw this meme and knew it had to be them)

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Btw when someone says "don't talk to me like that, I don't know you" the normal thing to do is apologize for the perceived overfamiliarity and correct the behavior. Just in case anyone was wondering

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"It's less romantic" FUCK YES IT IS RACHEL! THANK YOU FOR CONSCIOUSLY MAKING THAT DECISION TO GRAB HIS NAPE. IT KILLED MEEE

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i feel like the term “dogwhistle” is becoming increasingly misused and it’s going to become dangerous at some point

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I have no recollection of where I learned this, but when you've got two herds of cows and need to combine them - like you already had your own cows and then buy another whole herd from a market or something, idk how that works - you can't just put them on the same pasture and let them sort it out by themselves all at once. At first you put them in one by one.

You start with the lead cow of the smaller herd, there's always one cow that's the most dominant one in the group, and you put her in the bigger herd. If she was tough enough to establish herself as the head and commander of the first herd, she'll be tough enough to stand up for herself and establish herself in the new herd. And once she has settled in and found her own place in the new herd, you bring in the first one's best friend. It would be a bit too much of a stretch to call this one the "second in command" of the smaller herd, but cows tend to have buddies and this is the one who's the lead cow's closest friend that she hangs out with.

And since the cow that had first been introduced to the big herd has already established herself and found her own place in their ranks, she's definitely making sure that nobody fucks with her homegirl, that's her bestie and none of the original cows better have a problem with her. And after they have accepted the second cow, you keep introducing them in one by one and then two or three at a time, going down the smaller herd's ranks, until the lowest cows that none of the other ones really like are let in as the last ones.

Anyway I don't have any particular point with this, I'm just explaining this because I have no memory of where I would have heard or read this, or did I just fucking hallucinate it. But it sounded sensible enough and I don't know enough about cows to dispute it, so I've never felt the need to question that.

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tumblr today as the one indie gamer who hasn't played hollow knight: