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the outsiders eyeshadow palette

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REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

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I would probably send them but I’d also print them out on a printer for just Incase they don’t come back. But if they come back signed you will have bragging rights and happiness for the rest of your life

The Plan, for those who asked

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So I was digging through the depths of eBay hell as I often do when I stumbled across someone who was selling these old teen heartthrob postcards from the 1980′s for like 2-3 bucks each. The ones I gave a fuck about looked like this:

They were pretty so I bought them. With shipping, the cost was 9 dollars exactly.

Now, my initial thought was to like tape them onto my wall or something so I could admire them. But then I thought about the shit my family would give me for doing that, so I decided I would instead hide them in a drawer and occasionally take them out in private to admire them.

But then I was still fucking around on eBay where postcards led me to photographs which led me to autographs which are holy fucking expensive Jesus Christ.

But then a little evil light bulb went off in my brain and I suddenly remembered all the wikiHow articles I read in elementary school about how to send fan mail when I decided to write letters to all of my favorite Disney Channel stars (I got one back from the lead actress of My Babysitter’s a Vampire and it was honestly the highlight of my life right then) and those said that if you wanted an autograph, a good idea was to send something you wanted the person to sign with the letter and ask nicely for them to sign it and send it back and kindly include an envelope and postage for them to do so.

So I was like “Wait a minute! I’ll have these postcards! And I can send them! And then maybe one or both of them will sign them and send them back and then I fucking frame them on my wall and fuck whatever my family says about it because that will actually be the greatest thing ever!”

And I feel like I might have a better chance at getting a response if I ask for an autograph than just sending a fan letter because if you just get a letter it’s like, “Yeah that’s cool and great and stuff and maybe it made my day a little better but the person who wrote it is NEVER GOING TO KNOW THAT because who has time to sit the fuck down and write a goddamn letter these days when you’re so busy making movies and ghost hunting / slaughtering lambs or whatever the fuck it is Scientologists do in their down time, but OH LOOK, THEY ALSO INCLUDED A 30-YEAR OLD POST CARD WITH MY FETUS-ASS FACE ON IT AND GAVE ME A RETURN ADDRESS AND AND ENVELOPE AND A STAMP SO LITERALLY ALL I HAVE TO DO IS WRITE MY NAME LIKE I’VE DONE A BILLION TIMES BECAUSE I’M A CELEBRITY AND THAT’S GREAT BECAUSE THAT MEANS THEY’LL BE ABLE TO KNOW THAT I DID, IN FACT, READ AND ENJOY THEIR LETTER WITHOUT ME HAVING TO ACTUALLY FUCKING WRITE BACK AND THEY WON’T HAVE TO SPEND HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS FOR A POST CARD OF MY FETUS-ASS LOOKING FACE WITH MY NAME ON IT FOR THEM TO BRAG TO THEIR FRIENDS ABOUT AND MASTURATE TO. THIS IS GREAT!!”

Or something.

I do realize that there are a few hiccups in this plan. For example:

1. Neither of them could send the postcard back 

Worst case scenario is that I will have wasted 9 dollars and, more importantly, lost two very aesthetically pleasing postcards. 

2. As I learned back when I was stanning the Disney Channel, celebrity fan mail addresses on the Internet are not always accurate

Worst case scenario is that I don’t get the autographs, but at least I will get the postcards back when the post office returns my letters.

3. My family will find out that I’m sending fan mail to Rob Lowe and Tom Cruise and they will make fun of me and I will get embarrassed and cry

-_- 

4. Tom Cruise may attempt to indoctrinate me into the Church of Scientology

In which case, I’ll deal.

Of course, I may completely pussy out of this entire operation, in which case we will return to the revised original plan of keeping the postcards safely in my drawer. But maybe it’s a risk worth taking.

*Additional perk: While I’m at it, I could throw in a “Hey, can you remember what hospital you were born at? I’m sorry if that sounds like a strange question but I was actually born in the same city that you were so I’ve always wondered…”

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Also a weird teacher thing I experienced..in 7th grade we had this weird sub gym teacher and we heard before that he walked into the girls locker room and just stood there staring at them. but he would always choose a group of girls for games and shit (like me, my best friends, and a few other girls) and he would just stare at our boobs and asses. Also he’d always rub my arms creepily and weirdly always tie my shoes in gym..like I’d be bent down tying my shoes and he’d tell me to sit on a chair and he’d do it..idk if that’s creepy but it made me uncomfortable. But after every girl in the 7th grade complained about him he was fired from the middle school..but then they sent him to the elementary school and then not long after he was fired from there too. It was a very uncomfortable year.

A REALLY creepy kinda-teacher experience was this one bus driver who would get OFF the bus, stand outside and look up girls skirts and shorts as they walked up the stairs, OR he would turn around in his seat and watch us as we’d walk by down the aisle to our seats. All the girls hated him and some of us would tie sweaters around our waists as a precaution.

NOOOOOOO if girls are seriously tying sweaters around their waists that’s how you know something needs to be done

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Honestly I’ve been really into vintage too but if you live around or in Illinois I’d recommend Parsimonia Vintage Store. I got a 1950’s sweater, 1960’s & 1970’s dress.. it is amazing there so definitely If you live in or around Illinois go there (but it is very expensive)

Anyone know where to buy vintage stuff? Been really into vintage lately? 💖

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1950s

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😂😂😂

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mrs curtis: *holding her second born* honey what should we call him

mr curtis: sodapop

mrs curtis: 

years later

mrs curtis: *holding her third born* honey what should we call him?

mr curtis: ponyboy

mrs curtis: 

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Don’t worry this is just a normal convo between me and my friends 😂😂

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i’m late but here enjoy these outsiders valentines i made!!

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me when matt dillon does anything

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I love this

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here’s the Outsiders video

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Professor: Ok your tuition will be $2,000 Sodapop: *looks in empty wallet* Um..Do you take teardrops?

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friends; relatable edition [1/?] 

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Greasers, Two-Bit, Johnny, Dally (oml my husbanddd!😍) , Pony, Tim, Curly, Angela, Marcia, and Bucks dog

Socs or Greasers

Darry or Two-Bit Johnny or Soda Steve or Dally Pony or Randy Randy or Tim Tim or Bob Curly or Cherry Sandy or Angela Marcia or Jerry the Medic Dime Girl or Buck’s Dog

Answer on ya reblog or comment Just had to reignite the old dilemma

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Can we talk about how he is basically a toddler like “oh you want this lemme hide it behind my back”