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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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was watching a safiya nygård video and she talked abt looking haggard after a flight and it got me curious

longest flight has been 2 hours for me

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a girl can be a hopeless romantic and a massive cunt at the same time

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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

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"This blog last posted 8 years ago"

Haha okay so 2012

"no, 2017"

WHAT

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we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever

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you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

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“scatman” john’s lesser known brother, “shitdude” george

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We must discuss the ethics of jumping on turtles

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still thinking about this reply I got 2 years ago from a British person

because mmm yeah that’s a spice blend that rocks…

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Obsessed

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“no crew, no help, just pure hustle” cut to this poor woman bawling her eyes out. what the fuck is wrong with people? why is this being framed as a good or impressive feat? this person makes below poverty wages already. Burger King meanwhile takes in $27 billion in global revenue every single year. everyone involved in making this woman endure this should be tortured and force fed chicken fries until their heart gives out. fuck this country.

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When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?