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listen. listen. I feel So Much for Orin and I hate how ppl in fandom will write sonnets abt the tragedy of durgetash and their doomed narrative but then turn around and treat Orin like she's completely unhinged without a scrap of compassion.
she's literally the Dark Urge that never got a chance at a redemption arc, she's everything Durge used to be, except no one ever came to show her another way. she's been raised with the understanding that her fate is to kill everyone around her. Durge, the person she arguably has the most connection to, is someone she will one day be forced to consume. when you tell her that Sarevok ordered her death, she completely freaks out and Bhaal himself intervenes and forces her to transform while she screams in pain.
she's your underling, your sister, a murderer just like you, she's the only one who could ever understand what it's like, you're destined to kill each other but until that day comes she's the only person Bhaal allows you to keep, you were supposed to kill her, but she manages to drive a knife into the back of your skull, she steals everything from you including your past and in doing so gives you a second chance, she ruined you, she saved you, she's your destruction and salvation all in one, and no matter what you do she will die in chains
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introduced my roommate to baldur’s gate 3 and she doesn’t actually have any interest in the game at all and instead the only thing i’ve done is now everytime i go to talk to her she cant hear me because she’s listening to down by the river (24 hour challenge)
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mlm wlw solidarity is durge and shadowheart amnesia and fake ass name buddies. gaslight gatekeep girlboss but make it uhh illithid amnesia anonym. tadpole trepan (gamer)tag. only way this could get crazier is if they both had evil gods wait why am i hearing boss music
#am i doing this right#okay technically like bi or pan solidarity probably considering playersexual stuff but this Is Funnier To Me#tfw u wake up without ur memories with the worlds fakest sounding name like who tf is The Dark Urge me apparently#the second person you see introduces herself as an amnesiac named shadowheart#if i had a nickel bro#would have 2!!#shadowheart#the dark urge#baldurs gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#shadowheart spoilers
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im obsessed with the way barcus seems to always hate you like just a little bit
#bg3#barcus wroot#no matter how grateful he is to you theres always a clear exhasperation about having to be around you#just seems to be pure oil and water LMAO
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ngl orin kind of killed it with tadpoling durge because not only did she fuck up their shit but also if durge romances anyone she gets gortash cucked. an unforeseen consequence to be sure but a very good one. two birds with one stone i believe is the saying
#bg3 spoilers#i mean it!!! spoilery spoiler#spoiler#orin spoiler#gortash spoiler#durge spoiler#nobody is seeing this information before their time if i have anything to say about it#BALDURS GATE 3 SPOILERS#bg3 late game spoiler#okay thats probably enough#bg3#orin the red#enver gortash#gortash x durge#dark urge#bg3 durge#gortash gets cucked
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it is literally beautiful husband who is so mad at me hours <3
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i am so deeply endeared by mattis (and mol and all the other little babies in their group). every time i see him i go into barter mode and i essentially just give him 50 gold. kid gets an allowance. my tav is a tiefling this is her Little Brother. buy urself some fantasy hotwheels please!! (or like food. with their situation food is probably the more likely option). in my headcanon this kid is bugging tav for the Rest of Their Life. there is no peace (they won’t admit it but they dont want any)
#bg3#bg3 tav#bg3 mattis#tiefling#karlach baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate 3 spoilers#okay not really but idk mattis mentioned people might not know you meet them later idk
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that one dialogue option for ascended astarion where you can say “i thought you were perfect when i met you” KILLS me. murdered. reshaped my entire play through i’m not even going for ascended ending and all i can think of now is that kind of love at first sight. this isn’t even mentioning durge bad end “in a thousand years when i’ve forgotten how to love i’ll think of you” line because we are NOT ready to unpack that
#baldurs gate companions#baldurs gate 3#bg3#astarion#baldurs gate 3 astarion#ascended astarion#astarion romance#tav x astarion#bg3 spoilers#astarion spoilers
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astarion when you suggest that maybe murder is not the vibe right now
One trope Im a big fan of in media is when the loyalty outweighs a conflict of interest. I don’t agree with what you’re doing, but I will follow where you go no matter what. I will do anything for you even if it opposes my own morals
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wizard tav in a karlach romance like oh im so fragile…. oh i need Big Strong Wife to defend me… brutalize my enemies my Love…. oh i am so frail i may faint… (calls down a meteor storm)
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throwback to when i first started playing bg3 and realized that i hadn’t closed any tabs in the last 24 hours of the game i’d played
#the carnage#baldurs gate 3#bg3#astarion#laezel#shadowheart#i think a really cool alternate title for this game is the Astarion Approval Simulator#baldurs gate companions
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For anyone worried about missing anything in BG3 or replaying the game and wanting to find something they missed there’s a ton of checklists available online and I’m just gonna post the ones I’ve been using for all the acts in case anybody else wants to reference them!
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i really love how committed shart is to just like ultimate cringefailing and how it doesn’t permanently affect my comprehension of her at ALL. she keeps doing it and it seems to just slide off of her. oil and water. she makes that poisonous flower joke and it Does Not Land. i still love her. at this point she whiffs more spells than she lands and she has not left my party once. i’ve told her that her mysterious ass backstory seems kind of sus like fifteen times and Every Single Time she goes sounds fake lol. she truly is the most interesting girl in the world
#shadowheart#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate shadowheart#shart#baldur's gate spoilers#well kind of idk spoiling like one line of dialogue here but i’m nothing if not real as hell and here for you
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having a more chaotic tav in a gale romance kinda makes mystra like that “and give it up for all the guys who have to say they lost to motherfuckin adam sandler” audio
#bg3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#fuck mystra#gale x tav#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate gale#gale romance#bg3 gale
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