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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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DAY 27

OK PRETEND I WAS ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH THE CHALLENGE SINCE DAY 18

Just a dad comforting his daughter

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💛 May and June 💙

This is a style test of a possible comic I'll make of them, like a manga! 👀

It would be a fun comedy of May, June, Donald and Daisy on the boat with lots of funny and emotional situations, but I'm still planning it :D

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testosterone should be neon green and glowing btw

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It’s always some kind of green glowing goo with you people.

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I dreamt of a Rainbow Mew... Happy Pride Month!

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was behind a truck today with a bumper sticker that said "JESUS CAN HELP YOU" and in my head i was like 🙄 ok but then i saw a second, handmade sign on the side of the truck that said "taskrabbit: call jesus torres" and his phone number

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Hey man, ahead of this heatwave I'm gonna go ahead and rip the veil off of something for you:

The reason American Southerners have the luxury of saying that 90 ain't that bad and it's not unbearable until it's 100 is 1) prolonged exposure to high temperatures over multiple decades 2) our mindset for these living conditions.

You don't have number 1, and you can't just acquire it, so I need you to adopt number 2 immediately. How do you live like a Southerner in the heat?

Don't be a hero.

Stay inside. Buy a box fan, put it next to a bucket of ice, and wrap your arms around it like a lover. Do not leave the shade under any circumstances. If a dude makes fun of you for getting out of the sun, don't get mad, just think of a funnier insult to call him while you flip him off and go stand under a tree.

Southerners love nothing more than to exaggerate and lie to each other. Like I think we got off on the wrong foot when you walked in on us saying things like "It was only 110, I didn't even take my damn jacket off" when really, last week it was 95 at 10 PM and we were on the bed buck nekkid in front of the fan moaning incoherently and praying to die. So yeah, we can take extreme heat. We also want you to think we can take ludicrous heat. You must learn to talk shit and then be a hypocrite and a coward in your actions, because this will serve you best.

It sounds like I am joking but I cannot express to you how much I am not. Do not fuck with Mother Nature, because that bitch will kill you. Take every opportunity to lower your body temperature and drink water, because that is what all of us in hot climates are doing all the time, and that is why we are not dead, even when it seems like we should be.

(And yeah, we do go through like two and a half ugly weeks in April every year where everyone wants to absolutely just goddamn drop dead because none of us have our heat tolerance back, but we must go to work anyway, which must be a crime. And yes, when it gets below 70 we really all do short circuit and cover ourselves in seven jackets, except for Shorts Guy.)

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weirdly enchanted by this

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EMERGENCY PLEASE DON'T SCROLL: Help a disabled trans lesbian PoC with no income pay off a debt+necessities AND not become homeless as father lost his job and was the main provider for us

I know I reached a goal but I completely forgot about my hospital debt for my brain injury in USA... T-T

Everything will help me pay this off as well as stay homed and fed as dad lost his job and his savings are dwindling!! I'm so sorry but please find it in your heart to help us!

I am going to start it off with a goal of 500$ instead of the whole 9k+$...it's too big to ask of you all;; ;.;

If you can't help, please reblog and don't tag as anything! Thank you for reading and I hope you are safe <3

KFI

PPAL

38$/500$

(38$/9429$)

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its thursday! reblog this post if you dont want to feel this way forever!

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It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

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Tumblr continues to be a deeply racist and overwhelmingly white website. Making fun of a Palestinian woman seeking help amid a genocide because your English speaking head is too far up your own ass to consider that other languages have words similar to yours but with entirely different meanings.

The name رحاب "Rehab" (The "H" is pronounced "Ḥ", not like the English "H" in the word rehabilitation. Here's what it sounds like.) is a very common feminine name in Arabic.

The least we can do for Rehab for having to put up with this nonsense is share her fundraiser and donate if possible. Rehab is dying from hunger.

Her campaign is vetter by @gazavetters and her number is #410 on the spreadsheet.

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Green chat.

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