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book one: a court of pey and gravy

book two: barm of the trawlerman

book three: babby's yed no more

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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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We are born of the wet, made men by the wet, undone by the wet. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the pey wet. By Wigan, fear it Lawrence.

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did trilobites walked among flowering plants

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I want to see the fall of LinkedIn during my lifetime

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definitwly one of the most important decisions in my life was learning strawberry magic