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"What does bbc stand for?"
"Bombin da bloody canadians!"
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"Do you know anything about magic??"
"No, I'm rich"
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"im the xbox 69"
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"They caught Sadam Hussain they'll catch you"
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"And the house has a mech suit."
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"I need to balance my 4 humors cause I'm just too funny
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"physically, i am in class, spiritually, i am roof"
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"MY BOYFRIEND WILL HOLD THE VIOLIN THE WRONG WAY TO TORTURE YOU THEN BREAK ME OUT TOO-"
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“Meow meow motherfucker”
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"When Taylor swift and an Asian comedian tried to cheer me up"
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"I'm sad now, Imma go see if I can go fuck Alcibiades again"
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"I wanna be so smooth I'm a fucking plane mirror and I reflect shit off me"
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"If you are born in the minutes between years your star sign is Africa, and your relationships are waka waka eh eh"
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"I DON'T KNOE WHY THEY CALL IT TIMES SQUARE I DON'T SEE ANY CLOCKS-"
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"Time to plant some bodies"
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"What happened to old Delhi? Did someone eat all the meat?"
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"Also he's a skeleton capitalist"
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