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You can control white people by giving them cheese

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My gender is no more, I am now but a humble Starbucks employee

Two more weeks of gender!

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How do boomers change a lightbulb

They dont, they just keep talking about how great the old one was

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oh shit the chuunin exams start today and i havent studied any ninja math

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This hits too close to home

mom culture is asking you questions that you would not ever even know the answer to 

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Literal definition of illegal alien

I bet racists gonna hate this  

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Billy Porter attends the 73rd Annual Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 09, 2019 in New York City

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“slur” im SCREAMING

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this is it, this is the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen.

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I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake

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sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

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Extreme universe nebula brain: we want to be dead, let's raise the dead to find out how

why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”

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if u forgot u made tea

here's your reminder:

you made tea

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*checks calendar* hmmm today is Roleplay As a Horse Day