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On page 66 of the Reptile Room, the Baudelaires are thinking about what their life was like four years ago, and it says that when Violet was ten, she wore her hair very short and for some reason that just seems like a really adorable detail

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Root beer floats, from The Beatrice Letters.

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Clickbait from the Snicketverse.

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I love how unintentionally creepy the Quagmire triplets are :))

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Car ride ruined by local lovebirds. 

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hi asoue friends, associates, etc. if you pick a fundraiser from

Vetted Gaza Evacuation Fundraiser List by el-shab-hussein

or

mutual aid column from operation olive branch ,

and donate to it & send me an ask with screenshot as proof (if your name's on the receipt please remember to block it out) (if we're mutuals you can also DM), for every additional 70 dollars (USD) accumulated from everyone who sent in proof i will write the a fic for one of the ideas in the appended poll, starting from the highest voted one to the last. (i know some currencies on the gfms aren't in USD but i can do the exchange calculations on my end if you send me the amount)

(to be clearer: that's $70 for the highest voted fic. $140 for the first and second highest voted fics, ..... and so on)

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hi asoue friends, associates, etc. if you pick a fundraiser from

Vetted Gaza Evacuation Fundraiser List by el-shab-hussein

or

mutual aid column from operation olive branch ,

and donate to it & send me an ask with screenshot as proof (if your name's on the receipt please remember to block it out) (if we're mutuals you can also DM), for every additional 70 dollars (USD) accumulated from everyone who sent in proof i will write the a fic for one of the ideas in the appended poll, starting from the highest voted one to the last. (i know some currencies on the gfms aren't in USD but i can do the exchange calculations on my end if you send me the amount)

(to be clearer: that's $70 for the highest voted fic. $140 for the first and second highest voted fics, ..... and so on)

[r-winnipeg]

hi asoue friends, associates, etc. if you pick a fundraiser from

Vetted Gaza Evacuation Fundraiser List by el-shab-hussein

or

mutual aid column from operation olive branch ,

and donate to it & send me an ask with screenshot as proof (if your name's on the receipt please remember to block it out) (if we're mutuals you can also DM), for every additional 70 dollars (USD) accumulated from everyone who sent in proof i will write the a fic for one of the ideas in the appended poll, starting from the highest voted one to the last. (i know some currencies on the gfms aren't in USD but i can do the exchange calculations on my end if you send me the amount)

(to be clearer: that's $70 for the highest voted fic. $140 for the first and second highest voted fics, ..... and so on)

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on this fine anniversary im thinking about "its the penultimate book from the penultimate author" again. in a real news atricle. its so completely absurd. there are so many implications. how was this blunder even made

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As of today (Oct. 13, 2018) Count Olaf has been dead for 12 slutty, slutty years

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Me going to the optometrist in real life: wow this is just like the miserable mill by lemony snicket

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They just don't schism like they used to

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secret fifth cut wrong question: who the hell is lemony snicket

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I’m a big fan of how Brett Helquist is slowly convinced throughout A Series of Unfortunate Events to join in the ridiculousness that is Lemony Snicket’s author blurbs. In the first few books, his are completely serious, but by The Carnivorous Carnival he’s a cyclops who wishes he became a pirate instead of an illustrator.

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The Great Gatsby (2013) / A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Penultimate Peril (2019)