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Him having his arms pinned through the neck hole (and therefore his hands inside the mask) makes the most sense. If his arms were in the chest cavity or in the sleeves of the suit he would’ve been in a better position to try and signal the other staff on camera for help, or even try to get out himself. Or to move to pluck the mininreenas rather than shaking.

hey guys i have an important question

how the fuck was michael winding the springlocks in night 4

were his arms just cramped up into the head ??

was he clicking them with his nose ??

someone help

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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

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I give it three months tops before a data breach leads to a public figure in the UK being outed for visiting niche porn sites because they uploaded their ID in order to access it and the site's data security is absolute dogshit

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It’s me 🎩

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Over a decade at Freddy’s

Actually made this drawing early this year oops (haven’t had much energy lately)

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I drew them again

Father son sass off

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why didnt he dodge the scooper? is he dumb? (+ closeups under cut)

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I miss you Miss Michael Afton your sass was legendary

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people are clowning on this guy on reddit but uhhh let's pause for a minute and ask...so what happens if someone has a skin condition? what if part of their face has been burned? what if they're missing their eyes? and so what if they just have a fuckton of tattoos? recognition algorithms are aligned with the most ""average"" / ""normal"" features which means any deviation gets denied access to shit we didnt need age verification for 1 year ago. i dont care if it's a choice versus not, dont care if it's accessing porn or wikipedia, this needs to stop

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I like the idea that he was fully homeless for a while after SL. Like, figuring out how to exist as a living corpse took some adjustments, so he just kinda,,, slept rough. So long as he was wearing some sort of clothes to hide the injury and maybe keeping his face covered no one would question a homeless dude looking like crap.

Course, there were close calls. Like more than once the employees of the business he was sleeping behind called an ambulance or something to pick up the corpse in the alley (because even while asleep, people still breathe and he was *not*) only for said corpse to get up and leave. This eventually sparked an urban legend in the area, which down the line had somehow evolved into a local cryptic that people on the internet debated over.

He eventually figured how to get back on his feet and managed to scrape by, greatly aided by the fact he didn’t need to eat to save in costs. Unironically security jobs would be a great way for him to earn extra cash, what with how little interaction he needed with people. Or night janitorial work, which might also allow him to get the chemicals he needed to hide his own decomposition. Unglamorous work that doesn’t earn much, but plenty of people that scrape by on.

For a more cheerful note, in the age of the internet with his art skills he could’ve started doing commission work. Maybe he ended up being one of those high profile furry artist. Which, considering the irl fandom and how that could mean that universe could have some insanely loyal fans of Freddy’s, would be very, very funny.

I wonder a lot what Michael's job was when he wasn't working at freddy's. Like he works at fnaf 1 for a week sometime in the early 90's before getting fired, sister location is somewhere between the late 90's to early 2000's, and then fnaf 3 is at the earliest in 2015. What was he doing in the years between those jobs, especially after sister location when he was a walking corpse? That's likely over 20 years with only 3 weeks of employment accounted for. And to be fair fnaf 3 isn't right when he gets hired at fazbear's fright but he couldn't have been working there for that long before the game takes place.

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horror movie that telegraphs who the "final girl" is, but 55 minutes in the "stoner guy" character reveals she's been having Trans Thoughts

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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jon annoying martin and a cuddle doodle