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someone pls write sub gojo overstim fic, thank u❤️

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plug text my phone said he got the rp10s and now i’m happy as a bitcn do the rp10 dance😊

flashback time! so a few years back i had a nike zip up jacket this is important. so i was in like 7th ir 8th grade and i to,d this kid i would give him $5 if he let me pants him and he was like ok and so i immediately did and so 2 days later or smth he gets mad bc i never paid him and never planned on it so infornt if my entire second period he unzips my nike zip up and i had nothing but a bra under.

he had spider-man boxers tho tuff shi

id kill myself and him

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all of the reasons y/n broke up with them r lowk valid (except ino and toji)

Unfair.

in which you text them ‘goodnight’ a few months after breaking up with them.

<3 incl: gojo, toji, sukuna, geto, choso, nanami, ino.

conts: angst (some with happy endings..kinda) not rlly proofread, sorry💔

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI!!!

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id block so fast

i'm high rn so i can't be held responsible...blame @yung-notorious for this...fjkefhdbvshfbdvhksbdfvhsbdf

no but like imagine you go to the same college with nerdjo. you have the same major and he pretty much burns holes into the back of your head in every class you share with him. but he's a huge nerd with greasy hair and thick glasses so he doesn't know how to approach you—the prettiest girl he's ever seen in his 21 years of existence. gojo BEGS suguru for your number though when he finds out y'all were lab partners last semester. and gojo wastes no time. he starts texting you as soon as break starts. unfortunately it's his first time texting a girl on the phone, that is not his mom—so he just doesn't know better. this works so well for the girls on onlyfans so he doesn't know why you aren't responding :(

you don't even know who this is but you are considering getting a restraining order soon if blocking him doesn't work. :/ cfklhdrfkshdfkvsorryimhigh

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why jjk lowk a ripoff of naruto

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canon cus i said so

TILL SLEEP DO US PART ! gojo

𝐒UM : gojo thought asking you for sleepy sex might get him divorced. Turns out, you're just as freaky as him—maybe worse. Now he’s the one clutching his pearls while you ruin his life lovingly.

ᯓ➤ 𝐂W : somnophilia (consensual), free use dynamics, smut, married life, established relationship, oral sex, riding, powerplay, slight sub!gojo energy, overstimulation, clingy and horny reader, crack + filth

ᯓ➤ 𝐀/N : bouncing on it crazy style as I post this

Gojo Satoru was nervous.

That in itself should’ve been a warning sign—Japan’s strongest sorcerer, the six-eyes wielder, infinity user, exuding cracked-up confidence on a daily basis—was nervous. Fidgeting in your shared bed, twisting the sheets, waiting for you to finish your nightly routine. And when you finally came out, clad in just your oversized tee and sleepy smile, he nearly backed out.

But no, the man’s got balls. Platinum ones.

So he blurted it out. “Babe… hypothetically, if I were to… maybe… wanna touch you when you’re sleeping? Not in a creepy way! Like, lovingly. Like a very loving husband with… uhhh, needs. And consent? Hypothetical consent?? Would you think I’m a sicko?”

You blinked at him for a solid three seconds. He braced for a pillow and divorce papers thrown at his face, maybe few flying curses and a kick in the balls too . . .

Instead, you crawled onto his lap, cupped his cheeks, and said, “Satoru, baby. You can use me anytime you want. Sleep, shower, lunch break—I don’t care. In fact… I’m gonna need the same deal.”

He blinked. “Wait—what?”

And thus began the "Free Use Treaty of Holy Matrimony."

At first, Gojo’s the one taking advantage of it— slow grinds against your ass in the middle of the night, his cock slipping into you with practiced ease while you’re half-asleep, lips barely parting to moan his name. He kisses your shoulder and whispers, “Just needed you, angel. Go back to sleep.”

And oh, he thrives.

Until you outfreak him.

You’re worse.

Like the time he’s just lounging on the couch watching TV in sweats, relaxed, lazy smile on his face… until you wordlessly crawl between his legs, tug his pants down, and start giving him the sloppiest blowjob of his life.

He chokes on his own spit. “H-Holy shit, baby—! I was just watching news—wait—oh fuck—”

And the bathroom?

He’s brushing his teeth, just vibing… and you’re behind him, rutting against his towel-clad back like a damn cat in heat.

“Babe?”

“Don’t mind me.”

“You’re literally—” he gags on his toothbrush “—humping me like a dog—”

“You started it, Satoru.”

“…I’m hard now. We need to finish what you started.”

The worst (best) moment?

He wakes up on a sunny morning, dazed, drooling a little, only to realize you’re already on top of him. Riding him slow and deep, his hands limp at his sides while your palms rest on his chest.

You look down at him with the softest, sinfully sweet smile, “Morning, baby. I made you breakfast.”

And he’s just blinking at you like you’re a goddess and a demon rolled into one.

“You’re insane. I love you. Please don’t stop.”

Now he’s the one being caught off-guard. Colleagues are like “Why does Gojo look like he just got spiritually reborn every morning?” Nanami’s suspicious. Ijichi looks traumatized. Utahime wants to punch him just for grinning too much.

He walks into work with that post-nut clarity glow, humming like a Disney princess, casually texting you:

“Miss you already 😢 thinking about this morning 🥵🥹 love u angel 💙 want seconds tonight <3”

Gojo is a happily married man. That man is blessed, obsessed, and oppressed—and he would never have it any other way.

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this is canon gojo and idc what anyone says

18+

pt.1 (kinda)

gojo likes it rough. not on you but on him.

he likes having his hair pulled, feeling the pressure build on his scalp while your perfect fingers guide him right where you need him. being made to say please. to please touch him, bite him, tease him. to have him however you want him for as long as you need.

it’s cute, the way his legs shake when he bottoms out in you and cums. the way his arms give out after so many rounds spent on top of you, how hard his chest heaves as the shock of it all runs up his spine and fizzles around in his brain. whispers of “oh my god, fuck” mumbled into your neck while the last of his load collects inside of you.

dont be fooled though. he’s right back to himself in five minutes. dick standing tall and flushed against his chiseled stomach. tip leaking a steady trail of pre all the way to his thigh. sapphire eyes gone glassy behind the arm he’s using to shield his face from view. too fucked out to do anything other than groan and twitch when you straddle him for the 4th time that night.

he can go for hours. load after load, orgasm after orgasm. he won’t stop until you tell him to. until you tap out and roll him off of you, scolding him for burning through a roll of condoms like it was nothing. what a freak.

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PEAKKKK

sub nerdjo. that’s all i got. sorry i have a mommy kink

satoru was lay on top of you, head comfortably resting atop one of your tits, his nipple in your mouth while he was pinching and pulling at the other soft peak. his glasses were somewhere on the bed, your shirt on the floor and your bra pulled down.

this was like a ritual at this point. it made satoru feel a whole lot better with a nipple in his mouth like a feeding baby

. satoru loved your tits- well, he loved everything about you. but your tits were just the icing on the cake.

“mm.. love your tits, mommy.. ‘s perfect.” he whimpered around your swollen nipple, his eyes closed in satisfaction. you weren’t even paying attention, staring at the tv as if he wasn’t even there.

he didn’t care, he had boobs in his mouth, and he was satisfied whether you acknowledged him or not.

satoru would stay here forever if he could. and he’d definitely try

cringe but peak

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guys dont be afraid to request a fic ideas i dont bite, i promise. i need ideas actually 🙏🙏

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why do people write noncon/rape like idgaf if it's dead dove or dark content it's WEIRD🥹💔

I fear u don't need to write a fictional character being a rapist to spread awareness about it😅

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i freaking hate when y/n is a doormat oh my GODDDDD

lowkey hate yn's mary sue ass. i hate when people write yn whos allegedly supposed to be an adult OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL and she's acting like a fucking 15 year old. like bruh its so annoying. and I hate when its like brtty yn or 'you were strong' and all her dumbass does is freaking use sarcasm. like bitch? its lowkey making me hate xreader books because she's so fucking annoying and lacks common sense. Like just say you hate me and you want me to suffer PLEASE.

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pt3 i ac locked in on this one ngl ver long

so gojo is in the hygiene isle clinging on to dear life and geto is helping him give birth. and when the baby slides out it gets hit with his dih and so it starts crying. geto looks at the baby and notices something is off.

“gojo. did u cheat on me again?”

“whaaaaa? nah whatchu talkin bout”

the baby had ears similar to RICHARDS, and a pink complexion.geto slaps gojo across his face while his face turns red from embarrassment while holding the baby with one hand

“YOUR TINY ASS MICROPENIS COULNT EVER SATISFY ME.” gojo yells, tears welling in his eyes.

the whole grocery store turns to stare as gojo pants geto to put his .67 inches on display. gojo the snatched the baby and walked away, pulling up his maid uniform bottoms. darwin watched as gojo walked away geto now on the floor sobbing, still pantsless.

“d-dad?” darwin calls to gojo.

gojo turns slowly and walks back toward darwin.

“why did you sell me dad?” darwin says, his eyes full of wonder.

“i-i wasn’t ready to be a father so i needed it. the food. no one wants to see a pregnant man strip so i had to work at a nightclub for gay men with a pregnancy kink. they barely paid so i sold you for a bag of blue takis.” gojo sighs.

darwin scoffs and turns around and slaps gojo with his fish tail. gojo stands up and puts his baby down. he takes off his apron to reveal a studded belt that he removes.

“i missed out on a lot of things in your life darwin,” he says as his eyes darkened. “beating your bitch ass is one of them.”

darwin tries to run but he can’t, he’s not fast enough. gojo yanks him back and puts him on the vegetable scale, whopping him mercilessly. he then struts over to richard, who was standing with his kids and gives him a big juicy open mouthed kiss. darwin sobs uncontrollably trying to tend to his raw ass and nicole joins in on the fun, and nicole, richard and gojo have a threesome on the supermarket floor. analis became a discord kitten and ended marrying a bi coquette receptionist, much to their parents dismay.

anyways that’s it and uh i don’t anymore cursed ideas that follow this storyline 😉

but if yu need inspo hmu i have nothing but timeeeewwwew

happy 2 day anniversary wifey😭😭😭😭

Absolute cinema

(I'll insert the pic later)

happy anniversary 🥹

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Taking Sukuna’s anal virginity by pegging him… 🤭

anal virginity is a thing? 😰

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I have a one shot idea for gojo (again) and it's gonna go a little something like this

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Hellooo :D Your jjk smaus are mad funny so I thought of sending a request :P

If you want, could you do a jjk smau in which the jjk men/boys are mad bc we were saying another mans name but turns out we were just having a nightmare?

Also, just a question, is there a reason for not doing Nanami in your smaus? I don't mind bc my fav is Gojo but I'm curious :3

yes I will hehe!

and I don't add him cus 1 I forget, 2 I don't like him all that much lowkey...

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okay goodnight to all my moots and non moots 🤭🤭

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my twink 😘😘🤤🤤