r2-dee-too

[r2-dee-too]

Is c3po like your brother in law or how does that work

*visable confusion*

[r2-dee-too]

Is c3po your wife?

*confused beeping*

[r2-dee-too]

Ever met a certain droid named Chopper? What do you think of him?

>>

He’s alright- I guess he’s cool

I guess >>

[r2-dee-too]

Thoughts on threepio?

He’s a stuck up know it all that doesn’t let me have fun-

But he’s my friend and I wouldn’t ask for anyone else in the world to be stuck with when we were jettisoned to Tatooine 

[r2-dee-too]

Do you ever miss Anakin?

*Sad droid noises*

[r2-dee-too]

You don’t want to be on umbara. It’s filled with ghosts and malice

Ghosts aren’t perceivable to droid sensors and I have been in many a dangerous situation with Anakin

[r2-dee-too]

This is why I should be taken on missions with the 501st... BUT SOMEBODY LEFT WITHOUT ME

*kidnaps*

Please unhand me uncivilized civilian- I am needed with the @501st-verified

[r2-dee-too]

*uses zapper to electrocute you*

How about that?

*kidnaps*

Please unhand me uncivilized civilian- I am needed with the @501st-verified

[r2-dee-too]

I would really respect it if you didn’t you fleshy imbecile

*kidnaps*

Please unhand me uncivilized civilian- I am needed with the @501st-verified

[r2-dee-too]

I will only ask once more than you unhand me before I am forced to use my protection-

*kidnaps*

Please unhand me uncivilized civilian- I am needed with the @501st-verified

[r2-dee-too]

*kidnaps*

Please unhand me uncivilized civilian- I am needed with the @501st-verified

[r2-dee-too]

Can I pls gib you, the goodest bby, gentle smooches?

I hope these kisses won’t fry my sensors- but by all means I invite the human feelings of affection!

[r2-dee-too]

Oh no

Unless there are separatist- I think oh yes human

[r2-dee-too]

Feelings on Jedi?

They are alright- though their methods are sometimes... strange

[r2-dee-too]

Heya R2

H̴e̷l̴l̶o̶ ̶c̴i̸v̵i̷l̸i̶a̷n̷

[r2-dee-too]

I̴ ̸h̸a̷v̸e̶ ̷h̶a̶c̸k̴e̵d̴ ̴t̶h̸e̴ ̷m̶a̷i̷n̶f̴r̴a̶m̵e̶,̷ ̸m̷y̴ ̵m̷a̸s̵t̴e̸r̵ ̶A̵n̷a̷k̷i̵n̸ ̵h̵a̵s̸ ̷y̵e̷t̵ ̸t̴o̸ ̷n̷o̵t̸i̵c̸e̸

-R2