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The angle of death & whatever tdl is
Hm we should pick a name for tdl
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Sorry Sonic, Your stay in the story has been extended. Indefinitely.
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❀ eepy — bnha

warn / none
incl / bkugoo
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katsuki literally and i mean literally cannot sleep without you.
it's the middle of the night, around 4 am when your bladder decides enough is enough. your not psyched about having to slowly crawl over and off your boyfriends warm body but it's inevitable if you want too pee.
eventually you make it too the bathroom, sitting in relief, then you hear it.
footsteps
"fuck are you doin'" an adorabley soft bakugou mumbles as he stands in front of you, still on the toilet.
you giggle slightly as his eyes adjust, "peeing, what are you doing?"
bakugou doesn't say anything as you wipe and finished washing your hands. "fuckin left me, got scared."
you almost don't register as the man snuggles you back into bed, head on your chest arms tucked tightly against your waist.
"i had to pee, i didn't leave you, i would never do that."
he grunts before falling back asleep, and you nod off thinking it was a fluke, that he was just woken up by your movements
3 days later, the moment forgotten, it happens again.
"oh shit! you scared me..what is it..? was i to loud, sorry." you're in the kitchen, ravished with hunger and cooking together a small concoction of sugar and batter.
bakugou is barefoot across from you, staring in complete silence, you would laugh if you weren't so concerned for him.
"why'd you do that." his voice sounds like putty.
"do what sweetheart?" you patter over to him, cupping his face as he breathes into your palms.
"leave me again, you weren't in that bathroom." he mumbles.
you sigh and ignore the implications of what he said, that bakugou was missing you, and that he went looking.
"m' sorry, i got hungry."
"well, tell me next time then, i'll make you something."
he isn't angry, but he's got a sort of kicked puppy look on his face you know he doesn't think hes wearing. you smile.
"okay, back to bed? i was just finished here anyway."
he nods and you walk hand in hand to the mattress.
it when happens a third time you realize your boyfriend might not be able to sleep without you.
"kats, i'm just finishing up here, you don't have to stay awake with me."
"can't sleep." it's almost 1AM at this point and you aren't nearly as far ahead on your work as you should be.
katsuki would really much rather be asleep, his body feels tired and yet his eyes won't close.
"why not? is the light to bright?" katsuki groans like its the most obvious thing in the world, and really by now, it should be.
"just get in bed, i'm tired [Name]."
and you make no protest, your work was moving just about as slow as katsuki patience, you cling into bed next to him and as expected, he's out like a light.
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dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better
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to be seen without performing. to be heard without screaming. to be missed without disappearing. to be enough without proving it. to be held without falling apart. to be understood without explaining. to be wanted without conditions. to be. to be.
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Of course he asked about the goat! The GOAT. The thing Katniss did for Prim because she loved her and then pretended it was out of pragmatism. How she masks her love in front of others. How she downplays it. And he wonders...he wonders again about those nights on the train. About those kisses in the cave and on the beach. Was it cold, calculated indifference? Or was it a goat?
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so it turns out yodelling is actually a form of long distance communication and i was just thinking what if they yodelled instead of using the beacons in Return of the King? And instead of the beacons being lit one by one we get echoes of yodels across the mountains until rohan when aragorn just bursts in yelling
“GONDOR YODELS FOR AID.”
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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed
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