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me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten
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Babe wake up! The theatrical and streaming release dates for the new Benoit Blanc film “Wake Up Dead Man” Just dropped

Link to post also another source
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i have a youtube video about the use of jumpscares in horror games playing in the background while I work, and it reminded me of the single worst jumpscare i've ever experienced, which happened while I was playing a little game I like to call... Google Maps. (you play Google Maps by turning on street view, zooming in to somewhere that looks interesting, and clicking on any 360 photo views that people might have uploaded. i have spent many hours of my life playing Google Maps)
Anyway, spin this guy around to see something that legitimately made me jump so hard that I damn near threw my drink across the room
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there's a fish very close to the camera
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HWAT THE FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT GOT ENGAGED? TO THAT FOOTBALL GUY????? ??
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my favorite part of the week is when we watch a guy turn chocolate into a fucking bike and we have to just accept that it happened.
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everyone was joking about trump dying today and I think that's really horrible and cruel. PLEASE do not joke about trump dying unless it's true and confirmed!!! I got really excited and then when I found out he was still alive i was really disappointed!! like that's so mean to do to people
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"that doesn't sound sincere- it sounds rehearsed" is one of the most devastating and fucked-up statements you can make to anyone in the neurodivergent/ADHD/Autistic/Schizophrenic/Disordered Personality sphere. yeah bitch it's rehearsed. because i wanted to get it right when i said it
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no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly
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VERY important research happening here today, folks. 🦖🦕
BONUS: Tell me your favourite dinosaur in the tags. ( b ._.)b
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any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number
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consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it
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