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Had the funniest experience earlier of my swiftie coworker putting the new white girl breakup songs™️ album on the speaker at work and the moment she left the room long enough for her phone to disconnect from Bluetooth our older coworker immediately put on 10 hours of relaxing tibetan flute music instead and we all collectively sighed in relief
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Ok whats your guys favorite mountain goats song except you arent allowed to say no children or this year . Mines unicorn tolerance. If you cant think of any other favorites may I recommend listening to goths. That entire album. And also Tallahassee and the sunset tree (the ones no children and this year come from.) This isnt passive aggressive or anything I just really like tmg and if you liked those there are a LOT more like it. Please. Take my hand
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if u get bored/lonely you can start jerking off which will instantly summon all your friends for a long and intensive socratic dialogue in ur dms👍
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The Tower represents sudden change, upheaval and transformation
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I love when you see someone reblogging a text post multiple times because you don’t know if tumblr glitched on their end or if the post, “who else up garging they goyle” really fucking resonated with them and they just had to rb that mf 4x
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*fucking someone nonbinary* you've been a bad person
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they;re gonna give me an extra row of teeth bc ive been good
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What's your favorite Wealwell quote? 🎩🧍♂️
Watch this episode of Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! on Dropout
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I got a copy of the book, and it is VERY DIFFERENT seeing these words in print
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i fucking love reactions in texting apps like discord. theyve revolutionized how i communicate. i can put a bug on your message
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