I'm Ashley. I'm not gonna lie, this is like 50% Touhou and 25% whatever anime I'm watching this season.
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She doesn't like using her wheelchair while waiting for her exokeleton to charge, but there is one person who she doesn't mind pushing it
Glaucus smashed the previous Patreon poll for disability pride month! Thanks for being patient y'all!
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Bunny bitea you. Bunny bitea you. Bunny bitea you. My Brutal Bunny Attacks
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When I was young I would write elaborate, novel-length explanations of how the characters in the fiction would emerge from the fiction into my reality. It did not work because, ultimately, the description of a thing is not the thing. This is honestly what I think is the most pressing and critical problem for description scientists to be working on right now because if you fixed it you could just describe your cat NOT tracking litter into the bed in words so compelling the universe would have to comply instead of just telling her "no, you didn't do that" and having her look at u and say "the root stock of every wickedness is pleasing symmetries supplanting truth."
("But what is truth?" you ask; she licks her butt.)
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posted this to tiktok in 2021. it got millions of views and many people in the comments
1. thought i said "my cunt" 2. were very angry, claiming i don't actually have a vat of iodine (I guess it is betadine, which contains iodine but it not purely idoine. but shut up.) 3. were angry that i think iodine stings bc it doesn't sting them. 4. wanted to know why the buidling i'm in appears to be flooding (don't worry)
Not a single person pointed out that I misspelled it "Idodine."
The final punchline was tiktok ultimately deleting the entire video for "encouraging dangerous activities."
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drew falin! Here they are together
I was having some technical difficulties with tumblr so no speedpaint this time sorry💔
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i experience emotions in 24 bits, which is to say, i always feel one of 16,777,216 different ways. AND THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR ANYONE
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Kurt Vonnegut really went off with "So it goes." Truly the most devastating 3 word composition in the english language
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enraptured by this Reddit sub called Somnigastronomy where people post about weird food they’ve seen in their dreams (and sometimes try to replicate for real)




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You died! Choose your next reincarnation.
Remember, amount of karma farmed during lifetime will vary depending on chosen form.
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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible
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she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different
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