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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert
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recorded clips from this game because i believe the original website was deleted
+ extra gay whale
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South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!
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people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.
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Mammals that are very much Creatures: a short compilation

Binturongs

Aardvarks

My main man mapache

South American Tapir

Dugong
Feel free to contribute
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columns of kelp underwater are so gorgeous. absolutely one of my favorite things in the natural world
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If you, for some reason, still have a subscription to the Atlantic, cancel it
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Literal definition of spyware:
Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡
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me: hi id like one sleep pls
brain: all i gots is fear, boss
me: pls do not. do that
brain: *cheeky wink while he brews it up anyway*
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I've said this many times before -if you call yourself a feminist and you're silent about ANY person being oppressed around the world by violent dictators/regimes/governments (among many injustices) you're not a feminist. If your feminism isn't intersectional, it's not feminism -it's white feminism. If you don't know about or aren't talking about Sudan and the rampant sexual violence against Sudanese women by a terrorist genocidal militia -then GET TO KNOW and start talking about it because this is horrifying. I'm so tired of seeing mostly white women come to the frontlines of issues when it only benefits or impacts them. I'm beyond embarrassed for you.
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