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Master Shadow Milk Cookie wanted to “test if you’d believe” this

and he’s NOT OBNOXIOUS

… i don’t think you’ll convince him otherwise, Candy Apple Cookie

*there are two cookies walking fairly nearby. one of them is green and very apple-themed and the other is light purple and wearing a dress. they seem to be deep in conversation about something. Hench can only hear snippets of it, but it seems to have something to do with someone marrying a triangle*

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Hench watches the cookies as they walk by. They're not talking about him- probably.. He hopes. He's never getting rid of the marrying Bill allegations.. In all fairness 'From now until the end of time' does sound like a proposal and it was in a way. "Greetings, I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. Who married a triangle?"

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*the two look at each other, then back at Hench*

the photos came from an … anonymous source. as for you first question, yes we were told to do this

*the feeling of being watched remains. whatever is watching seems quite determined to stay hidden for now, though*

*there are two cookies walking fairly nearby. one of them is green and very apple-themed and the other is light purple and wearing a dress. they seem to be deep in conversation about something. Hench can only hear snippets of it, but it seems to have something to do with someone marrying a triangle*

@radio-and-rumors

Hench watches the cookies as they walk by. They're not talking about him- probably.. He hopes. He's never getting rid of the marrying Bill allegations.. In all fairness 'From now until the end of time' does sound like a proposal and it was in a way. "Greetings, I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. Who married a triangle?"

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*both of them make surprised noises, but they don’t respond, they’re both trying to figure out if they should tell Hench or not*

*nearby shadows seem much darker than they should. Ford can definitely feel something watching him, even though nothing is visible*

*there are two cookies walking fairly nearby. one of them is green and very apple-themed and the other is light purple and wearing a dress. they seem to be deep in conversation about something. Hench can only hear snippets of it, but it seems to have something to do with someone marrying a triangle*

@radio-and-rumors

Hench watches the cookies as they walk by. They're not talking about him- probably.. He hopes. He's never getting rid of the marrying Bill allegations.. In all fairness 'From now until the end of time' does sound like a proposal and it was in a way. "Greetings, I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. Who married a triangle?"

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heheheheh! we did it! we convinced him!

… stay on script next time …

i’m sure he didn’t make a good husband! we really must be on our way now

*he grabs her by the arm and drags her back slightly before they start walking away. but as they are cookies Hench will definitely be able to catch them if he wants to*

*there are two cookies walking fairly nearby. one of them is green and very apple-themed and the other is light purple and wearing a dress. they seem to be deep in conversation about something. Hench can only hear snippets of it, but it seems to have something to do with someone marrying a triangle*

@radio-and-rumors

Hench watches the cookies as they walk by. They're not talking about him- probably.. He hopes. He's never getting rid of the marrying Bill allegations.. In all fairness 'From now until the end of time' does sound like a proposal and it was in a way. "Greetings, I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. Who married a triangle?"

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it seems that you must have been married, then. considering the wedding photos and the divorce papers

*there are two cookies walking fairly nearby. one of them is green and very apple-themed and the other is light purple and wearing a dress. they seem to be deep in conversation about something. Hench can only hear snippets of it, but it seems to have something to do with someone marrying a triangle*

@radio-and-rumors

Hench watches the cookies as they walk by. They're not talking about him- probably.. He hopes. He's never getting rid of the marrying Bill allegations.. In all fairness 'From now until the end of time' does sound like a proposal and it was in a way. "Greetings, I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. Who married a triangle?"

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*it takes a WHILE for them to quit fighting*

… but … wouldn’t you have to have been married to him before divorcing him?

*there are two cookies walking fairly nearby. one of them is green and very apple-themed and the other is light purple and wearing a dress. they seem to be deep in conversation about something. Hench can only hear snippets of it, but it seems to have something to do with someone marrying a triangle*

@radio-and-rumors

Hench watches the cookies as they walk by. They're not talking about him- probably.. He hopes. He's never getting rid of the marrying Bill allegations.. In all fairness 'From now until the end of time' does sound like a proposal and it was in a way. "Greetings, I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. Who married a triangle?"

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We have not told anyone else yet

I’ve told SO MANY PEOPLE

*the two say at the same time. he turns to glare at the other cookie. … yeah this has just devolved into those two having a nice pleasant sibling argument /silly*

*there are two cookies walking fairly nearby. one of them is green and very apple-themed and the other is light purple and wearing a dress. they seem to be deep in conversation about something. Hench can only hear snippets of it, but it seems to have something to do with someone marrying a triangle*

@radio-and-rumors

Hench watches the cookies as they walk by. They're not talking about him- probably.. He hopes. He's never getting rid of the marrying Bill allegations.. In all fairness 'From now until the end of time' does sound like a proposal and it was in a way. "Greetings, I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. Who married a triangle?"

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we know better than to trust any information from the beast of deceit

*he pulls out the fake wedding pictures the anon sent earlier, making sure to “accidentally” stomp on the other cookie’s foot in the process to distract her from going on a rant about the “obnoxious” part of Hench’s statement, and then hands the pictures up to him*

*there are two cookies walking fairly nearby. one of them is green and very apple-themed and the other is light purple and wearing a dress. they seem to be deep in conversation about something. Hench can only hear snippets of it, but it seems to have something to do with someone marrying a triangle*

@radio-and-rumors

Hench watches the cookies as they walk by. They're not talking about him- probably.. He hopes. He's never getting rid of the marrying Bill allegations.. In all fairness 'From now until the end of time' does sound like a proposal and it was in a way. "Greetings, I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. Who married a triangle?"

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*throws fake wedding pictures at the cookies for the interaction with hench*

where— not questioning that, actually. Thank you, whoever sent these pictures!

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nowhere in particular, it’s just a rumor that’s been going around for a while

i heard there’s even wedding pictures somewhere…

*he just. stares at her for a second. they did not prepare any fake wedding pictures for this*

*there are two cookies walking fairly nearby. one of them is green and very apple-themed and the other is light purple and wearing a dress. they seem to be deep in conversation about something. Hench can only hear snippets of it, but it seems to have something to do with someone marrying a triangle*

@radio-and-rumors

Hench watches the cookies as they walk by. They're not talking about him- probably.. He hopes. He's never getting rid of the marrying Bill allegations.. In all fairness 'From now until the end of time' does sound like a proposal and it was in a way. "Greetings, I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. Who married a triangle?"

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*they both jump a little like they’re surprised Hench is there*

hi!! oh, uhhh, i’m not entirely surree …

I heard it was someone named Stanford Pines

*there are two cookies walking fairly nearby. one of them is green and very apple-themed and the other is light purple and wearing a dress. they seem to be deep in conversation about something. Hench can only hear snippets of it, but it seems to have something to do with someone marrying a triangle*

@radio-and-rumors

Hench watches the cookies as they walk by. They're not talking about him- probably.. He hopes. He's never getting rid of the marrying Bill allegations.. In all fairness 'From now until the end of time' does sound like a proposal and it was in a way. "Greetings, I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. Who married a triangle?"

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got a rumor to share? gossip to spread? then you’ve come to the right place!

allow me to introduce myself! Black Sapphire Cookie, at your service!

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What are you?

I am fountAIn. an Artificial Intelligence made to share knowledge

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So shiny, so strOOOOOOONG!

… and i thought this was such a FUNNY IDEA when i made this blog. i don’t even have a VAGUE IDEA what you’re referencing this time

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You're so so so so so so silly, oh Silly Vanilly!

THAT’S MY LINE!!

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my name is fountAIn, not “Silly Vanilly” :)

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This is the TRUTH of coporate America. It will suck the soul out of you.

*he is now lying on the ground, staring at the ceiling and giggling. there is no answer*

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Squirts stupid sauce in your eye

… … why must you torment me so? :(