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we're gonna put on the best talent show this town has ever seen and SAVE YHARNAM

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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

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types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

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Broke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in a Bethesda game Woke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in ANY video game

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You are very creative and extremely disgusting! Stay away from me

I have licked every single piece of public property furniture in a 3 km radius of your home.

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Also, as someone whose dad is available as one of the ghosts in the Rogue level of Nethack (kids ask your parents or possibly even grandparents at this point), I once again would like to take the time to endorse Caves of Qud as my favorite modern roguelike, I am currently playing as a level 43 ball of angry limbs who is wielding something like two dozen knives. Just a great game.

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TIL my high school has a Wikipedia page (I learned this via my sister telling me she was watching WWE and did I know one of the champions went to my* high school? No, I did not, but now I have more questions.) This surprised me as my graduating class had fewer than 70 people, and so I ask you:

* My siblings and I attended different high schools.

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local mourning dove goes viral for show-stopping performance in may 19th dawn chorus. when asked for comment, the rising star simply said “hhhrrroooOOOOO hooooo hoo. hooooo”

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Not to be a Bethesda hater, but... I'm still not sure about the whole Oblivion thing

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One of my controversial takes is that I kind of hate the term "rejection sensitive dysphoria" wrt adhd because it's so clearly the same thing as being anxious and insecure in relationships w trauma based disorders but people talk about it like it's just an intrinsic part of your brain that you're simply Too Sensitive & not, like, a consequence of every neurodivergent person alive being bullied as a child. Like that thing of how there aren't any non-traumatized autistic people to study

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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

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started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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I call this the create a new problem technique

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Sherlock Holmes having a universal ace experience -- expressing disinterest and immediately getting called an inhuman robot.