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asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."
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%s!nk
Bonus of just him bc I like the colors <3 still practicing gradient maps lol

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Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.
Source: x
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absolutely floored that i can't find any shirts that say "bite risk" on them
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I chooseth this fate of mine own free will
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let's play 701. it'll be more fun that way.
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For Myroslava | April 2025
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I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars
#christ alive some of the books I've read#they're not like stop reading them bad#but I wouldn't say they were really good either#books#text
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Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(
yeah in most ways. Good luck out there
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You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?
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companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.
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Egg, 3/20/25
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my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy
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stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week
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Is it morally wrong to steal an unfixed cat with no collar that you found rolling in dirt? asking for a friend because I've been told it "might belong to someone"
*looks back at the incredibly friendly intact male cat with no collar and no chip that was almost certainly owned by people down the street who were on like their 5th cat because they all kept getting killed on the busy road that I took to my work and after stray hold got him altered and adopted out*
#we have taken so many cats from our last place that it's not even funny#sorry not sorry#if you're not friendly you get an ear tip#if you are friendly you get your ass a forever home#cats#text#tnr
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