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CRUDE DRAWING OF BIRTHDAY DUCK BOY PATIENTLY WAITING TO FOR THE YEAR THAT ENDS HIS MORTAL SUFFERING

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(x)

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the latest jdm had a cute illustration of donald in overalls…

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Internet, I ve drawn you some ducks

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dutch scrooge has taken. not one but TWO shower selfies for his instagram. like that is a thing he felt the need to do. twice.

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ground/object interaction

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Where do the Stories Come From (1956)

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Dear followers: Merry Christmas!

I did a compilation of Fethry comics in English! 48 stories, more than 670 pages!

It should be called Dick Kinney + Al Hubbard and TNT compilation, but STILL; I’ve put all the stuff I found in English together…

.CBR version (420.8 MB) https://mega.nz/#!tsEQgTZK!hst9nEljCqNnigoRHFmGG76XsFG73P02U0msEnpbVBU

.PDF version (424.8 MB) https://mega.nz/#!tx0xUYwS!cjQ9F7BAGqfe1UUq55ehzuJpWqj3_v1fOK_aIFoFHbk

(2nd upload because the 1st was missing a comic!)

Click on Keep Reading for the list of stories, authors, and artists;

Lees verder

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random things my professors have said (starters)

Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

“The heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.”

“I don’t remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.”

“By that time, you’ll have figured out my brain. I haven’t yet.”

“Woah, you have big shoes.”

“Zero is hero.”

“Make sure you don’t take my picture. I’m copyrighted.”

“We don’t really know what it’s like to be a rat or a pigeon.”

“Hello. Welcome to the planet.”

“I set you up.”

“You wouldn’t be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.”

“I know you are a millionaire. I don’t want to talk to you.”

“You don’t have a clue.”

“I’ve taught you to see the fun in pain.”

“Get rid of the dog mask.”

“I actually think nasty things when I smile.”

“I know you don’t want to see me. I don’t want to see you too.”

“I’m just making stuff up.”

“The other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, ‘you’re ruining my reputation’!”

“I said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Don’t scare people.”

“I wasn’t drunk, but I was acting like it.”

“Are you glaring at me?”

“I profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.”

“It’s my job to embarrass you.”

“When I was young–I’m still young, right?”

“Uh oh. [grunt] I’m okay.”

“If you solve this, I’ll buy you lunch.”

“I’m going to tell you a story about farts.”

“I know a lot about corn.”

“Wow, you are super. *high fives*”

“I didn’t do that!”

“I saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.”

“I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to stay.”

“In the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.”

“This is just dessert. There’s a banquet coming.”

“What do you call it? A ‘snake’, right?”

“Don’t yell at me.”

“Impossible means ‘I am possible’.”

“You’re completely aroused.”

“There’s a stop sign. You have to stop.”

“I like sleep.”

“No one likes to feel pain. Actually–never mind, I don’t want to ask.”

“Do I sound cynical? I’m trying to be nice.”

“Dude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.”

“I don’t want to talk to most people. It’s not a gender thing, please just go away.”

“We’re making tortillas now.”

“I’m not very nice.”

“Be careful, somebody might beat you up.”

“I can say nice things, but if you remind me, I’ll deny it.”

“The world’s fucked.”

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“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

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Character & mecha designs by Hayao Miyazaki and Yasuo Otsuka for “Conan, the Boy in Future” TV series (1978)

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Honey Buzzard flying away with a piece of honeycomb

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my first official infographic [ it’s ugly but it’s okay, we’ll get better :) ] which highlights how i use my pomodoros ! if you find it helpful, please do let me know bc it’ll make me so happy !

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Ol’ Saint Nick

A little, albeit belated, birthday present for my wonderful friend @glacierclear ^__^ She wanted Nick, having been somehow convinced by Judy to hand out gifts to little ones ^_^

Happy Birthday Addi! ^_^

and I hope you’re all having a super lovely weekend ^_^

All my love,

~FtK

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Daniil Volkov 

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oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better