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Imagine A Series of Unfortunate Events but with the Bobs Burgers kids.

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Vessels designed specifically for screaming

Babak Golkar, Time to Let Go, 2014

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How many syllables does the word "Gloria"  have? CATHOLICS: 18

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what people think cat ownership is: sitting in a chair by a roaring fire while a purring fur baby lounges in your lap and presents their tum for pets in a display of love and trust

what cat ownership actually is: me chasing my cat around the dining room table, waving a fork and screaming “STOP EATING TAPE”

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how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?

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HMs are gone, finally…

He can rest.

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i crawl into bed

sheets: made

pillows: fluffed

lights: out

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the worst thing about spending your life on the internet is that when you’re playing a game like cards against humanity at a party you’re the person who has to explain what things like bukkake are

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if this aint me

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I arrive at the Hotel California

place: lovely

face: lovely

room: plenty

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ive been thinking about this for months and i had to get it off my chest so i opened uop photoshop and put this togehter

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Curse of The Weggy Board

another video from the maker of the PREGANTE video. I just had to upload it, i’m crying

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Mr. Toes is sound asleep

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my dude Bernie still going hard