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This is exactly why I keep everything so neat and tidy. Theres a place for everything, and everything is in its place.

Landlord Hacks.

If your tenant or roommate will not clean up after themselves, you may want to enter into their spaces and remove their personal belongings without notice.

If they have no belongings they will not be able to make messes.

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throwing MASSIVE rocks at u

Rude :(

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Does that extend to people with exorbitant student loan debt?

Im not dead, but my spirit has been killed by the weight of late stage capitalism, can I still interact

Can You?

Victims of Capitalisim are Okay to Interact.

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you said you’ve seen corpses before??where???? why??????

Did I? Whatever, thats none of your business.

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you're mayo

What?

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did she get you yet?

If you mean “get you” as in killing me, no. I am helping her with “things”. Just yard work for now.

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Troll Will Smith provides me another reason to never read homestuck

Homestuck has some interesting lore but it kinda all falls apart when you remember things like Troll Will Smith exist

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My honest reaction to everything she does

Hey remember when people on this site were absolutely insane about asexuals saying they’re a Trojan horse to sneak in homophobic straight people into the lgbt community or whatever and now JKR is making the same lazy edgelord jokes about asexual people

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Can’t wait to migrate to the wetlands when Tumblr shuts down

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I could say that any crimes i have or will commit were committed under duress, which is true, but that doesn’t extend to murder, and while she hasn’t made me kill anyone yet, she probably will.

@marsha-landlord were you in my apartment? Lights were on and my door was unlocked. Please turn off lights and lock my door, electricity is expensive and i dont want people breaking in.

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She says shes above the law, remember?

@marsha-landlord were you in my apartment? Lights were on and my door was unlocked. Please turn off lights and lock my door, electricity is expensive and i dont want people breaking in.

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question: do you know if muppet guy has any of your hair? unrelated follow up: have you been made aware of his previous living situation?

I really hope he doesnt. And no, I didn’t look that far back, what happened before he was here?

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@marsha-landlord were you in my apartment? Lights were on and my door was unlocked. Please turn off lights and lock my door, electricity is expensive and i dont want people breaking in.

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Not really into horror, i play a lot of casual and puzzle games, like animal crossing, the sims, and stardew, or portal, monument valley, and superliminal. Stuff like that. I like Sonic as a franchise but i dont like platformers so i havent really played the games much.

i was wondering have you read homestuck

No I have not.

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Yeah i like plenty of stuff, what medium are you talking? Tv, movie, games, internet?

i was wondering have you read homestuck

No I have not.

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I have my reasons.

i was wondering have you read homestuck

No I have not.

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Like, whenever we pass each other in like the hallway or whatever his eyes snap to me and just follow me till I’m out of sight or until like a minute or two has passed. I don’t think it’s a positive stare either, I don’t think he likes me.

I think you should try to get Marsha Landlord on your side. She's obviously a spiritual conduit to a higher power (Harold??), so you have no chance of besting her in physical combat. She doesn't seem that stable mentally, so you have a chance to insert yourself into the cracks.

Hopefully you can get that muppet creep evicted or something, I've seen his tumblr blog and... yikes. If there's no way to escape, make the most of it instead! Squeeze lemon juice in his eyes or whatever that saying was.

I’m sure I can get through to her some way. She seems… well not reasonable but you know what i mean. As for the muppet joker, he doesn’t deserve to get evicted. As far as i know he is harmless, even if a bit scary and a bunch creepy. He does stare at me a LOT though, but I’m not too worried.