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me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

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FLEABAG | 2.05

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13k celebration ★ top 10 tv pairings, as voted by my followers: #10 → fleabag & the priest (fleabag)

“please don’t come to the church. and I mean that with the greatest of compliments.”

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if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

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Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

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Just a casual reminder that Jennifer Lawrence is a horrible person who mocks and disrespects the culture of the disenfranchised

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when you think you have $1 but you actually have $10

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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Posting readmores like

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why are old people so obsessed with doing this

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what's ur opinion on what's going down in poland for lgbtq+ activists/people? or are u going to stay quiet about it lol 🙃

and what exactly am i supposed to say on a tumblr that’s been dead for years and that i barely use ?

i spoke about this on my instagram acc where ive got 21k followers and thats on that, get ur passive agressive ass outta my inbox

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People think it's weird that Pikachu got slimmer throughout the years but at least it wasn't as bad as Hamtaro.

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honestly anti shoplifting blogs make me laugh like mind your own business

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Scary Movie 3 (2003) dir. David Zucker