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I have fuckin Mr. Mime after me and Robbie Rotten is gonna protect me........ Chat am I cooked?
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
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Locus ^
#*KNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY CAGE*#LOOK AT THAT MAAAAAAN#GYATT DAMN#I'm#WHEW#in danger lol#I love him#Lord help me#I'm not insane I swear#*lies*#tee hee#Locus rvb#rvb#red vs blue#Locust Locus#artz
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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
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SO I'M QUESTIONING IF IT'S PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE I DIE TO????
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀
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the lord divine has spoken to me and she said you are not a true halo fan if you looked at kelly and linda in halo 5 and went “yeah they SHOULD have snatched waists” no, wrong. Spartan body types have been dogshit since reach I do not give a single fuck if you want your blorbo spartan oc to be thin as a rail
Spartans are giant hunks of “I will kill you” muscle bundled together by an armor that makes them look like a tank. Making Linda and Kelly have hourglass figures is not only inaccurate, it’s stupid as fuck. There should be no difference in the body types of Kelly or John, don’t care didn’t ask if you disagree. She is a walking tank and the sci fi augmentation bullshit does not equal sexual dimorphism.
Reach started this shitty trend and we suffer the consequences every time they have to make a gendered model for spartans. It’s stupid, it’s wrong, get this shit out of my sight. Halo 3 is the only game that handled spartan gender right by having it be a voice line difference first, infinite also gets brownie points by having body types not be gendered at all
#GOONERS NEED TO BE PUT DOWN LOW-KEY#STOP TRYING TO GIVE EVERY FEMALE BIG TITS AND ASS#SPARTANS ARE BUILT LIKE FUCKIN BRICKS#BRICKS I SAY#with some slight definition depending#BUT STILL BRICKS#halo#halo 5#Linda Halo#Kelly Halo
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Don't call me out like that

Always the writer, never the reader.
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I will forever mourn the day that this song hit the rvb fandom. I would watch edits with this song for hours. Bc I always felt like it truly captured the devastation that is Church and Tex.
#AUGH#Like Him from Tyler the Creator is such a banger#yet it hurts so much#and this constant comparison between Carolina and Tex just gets me#because Lina doesn't understand why the director favored Tex so much#and yet she's the director daughter#yet he doesn't treat her like she is his ONLY child#and then here comes Tex who's getting ALL the director's attention#so the anger is justified#yet also Carolina feels like she has to compare herself to Tex#not knowing Tex is a memory of her mother#gods this gets me#red vs blue#rvb#Carolina RvB#Texas RvB
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Hey. I think I hate you.
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There is a photographer in our town that works for a local news feed just for our town (which I'm 90% sure is volunteer run) and I see him sometimes at things. He usually covers the town halls, school board meetings, he was taking photos at Juneteenth last year. Basically he's everywhere and I'm also everywhere, so we cross paths often.
But he also does a thing called 'My Final Photo,' which is just random day to day stuff happening in town that he thinks is cool enough to snap a photo of. Like... ongoing construction of the new buildings, when the crocuses come out, a bird landing on a lamppost. Stuff like that. He's a really talented photographer.
The Final Photo for yesterday was kind of awesome but I don't think he knows how much the caption contributed:
Because that is both
a. sick as hell
b. perfect encapsulation of the childhood experience.
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Wendy Carlos
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YOUNG MAN!
There's no need to feel down,
I MEAN YOUNG THEY!
I forgot your pronoun,
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What to do if your account gets wrongfully terminated
So by now most of you have probably heard that my account was suddenly terminated (aka banned) on Saturday afternoon. I’m back now, and since I had to do some digging into this on my own, I figured I’d make a post for others to reference.
How to tell if you’ve been wrongfully terminated
You will find yourself suddenly locked out of your account. For me, I had just made a post when I got kicked to the login screen. My password wouldn’t work, so I tried to reset it, at which point I got this screen:
Now, if Tumblr legitimately terminated your account - meaning, you broke a rule and they banned you for it - they should send you an email telling you why. So, immediately check your email. If you don’t get anything, it was probably a glitch. These happen shockingly often, so there’s a whole process to it.
How to get your account back
First, submit a support ticket. Tumblr’s support email does NOT work, you MUST go through their site. Select ‘Terminated account’. Write a POLITE message explaining the situation. Describe what you were doing when you suddenly got kicked off, and state that to the best of your knowledge, you haven’t broken any rules, or that if you did, you would be willing to delete the offending posts. Include your url and email.
Check your email. You should immediately get an automatic message saying they’re looking into the problem. If you don’t that means that Tumblr marked your email as spam (because they banned you). If you need to, resend the ticket using a different email address at the bottom. Explain that your account email doesn’t seem to be going through and that’s why you’re using a different one.
Wait. Tumblr Support’s hours of operation are 9-5 EST, Monday through Friday. If, like me, you submitted your ticket on a weekend, you may be in for a wait. If you don’t get a response within 24 hours, DO NOT SEND ANOTHER TICKET, but instead reply to the email they sent you. I’ve seen it advised that you should send another ticket only if the problem isn’t fixed within the week.
Check you url often. Tumblr will likely never respond to your email letting you know what happened or that you’ve been reinstated. Check your url every so often, and if it finally loads as your blog (instead of the ‘There’s nothing here’ screen) you are free to log back in.
And that’s it! If it was a glitch, they SHOULD reinstate your account, but you MUST submit a support ticket letting them know what’s going on.
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