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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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Whoever invented fake drawers should be blown to smithereens it wastes hardware and fills me with disappointment to find three drawers is in fact just one drawer FUCK YOU

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solid wood furniture and tool handles are so cool to me because its literally just straight up plant meat that has been carved into something useful. Just like organic matter that now has been filled with intricate carvings and metal hardware so cool so awesome

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Dude is this how people over 40 feel watching spiderverse cuz i actually cannot stress enough my mind is struggling to comprehend this fucking *guy*

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What Thee FUCK™ was toby smoking dear god

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DELTARUNE SPOILERS

When i saw tenna my jaw dropped to the floor. seeing him dance at the end of that one hall almost made me throw up hes so much dear god i adore him

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Когда-то здесь кипела жизнь

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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

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houuhhgggggg mounkayyyy

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I FELL ASLEEP AND TOOK A NAP A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND SLEPT THROUGH JAN 6TH. I FELL ASLEEP A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND MISSED TRUMP GETTING SHOT. I JUST TOOK MY FIRST AFTERNOON NAP IN A BIT AND NOW THIS?

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Theyre like $20 in canada. shits brutal

I don’t know much about marketing but there HAS to have been some sort of paper somewhere written on the phenomenon of an ad campaign so effective it kneecaps the corporation down the line. The Subway 5 Dollar Foot Long has become a $15.99 thing of legend

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scared a cashier with my fucked up wallet that has human teeth today

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my favorite thing to do at the mall is dress real sketchy and peruse the jewellery store for an inappropriate amount of time

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vampire Miku & Rin !!