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i think one of these days mr beast is going to snap and go missing for a year. and they’re going to find him butt ass naked on the highway at 3:56 pm reciting video scripts to himself and then never be seen again and people will debate if it was real or not for decades

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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you tell any adult over the age of 50 that you're looking for a job and they're frothing at the mouth to offer insight bc they think your young and/or lazy ass has never even conceived what they're about to tell you. and it's printing your resume onto a very disposable piece of paper and walking into the workplace and handing it to a random employee

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mutual_01 liked your post!

mutual_01_but_horny reblogged your post!

Me: a shame my beloved mutual did not reblog my post, though I am placated by the favor of this sexual stranger

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me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

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Soulmate AU, either the tattoo thing or the color sight thing. Either way, Geralt is Jaskier’s soulmate and vice versa.

Except, Geralt’s soulmate becomes Yennefer after he makes the Djinn wish. Jaskier is heartbroken, but he doesn’t say anything, not even when he’s heartbroken a second time on the mountain.

And that heartbreak makes him angry and very bitter with the Witcher. And now he has to go with the bastard to take care of Ciri! While maybe Geralt knows and has known Jaskier was his soulmate, or maybe Yennefer has to spell it out for him because he can be dense as a brick, and now he has to figure out a way to apologize to Jaskier because the emotionally constipated Witcher loves the bard and he deserves better

Jaskier, for all his vibrant charm and theatrical flair, never cared much for grand public displays of affection.

Most people wouldn’t have guessed that about him.

But Geralt knew.

Geralt noticed all the quiet details others missed.

So when the time came to apologize to his soulmate, he didn’t arrive with a ballad or a cascade of glittering jewels.

Instead, he brought a simple bouquet—wildflowers, untamed and free, just like Jaskier.

And with nothing more than sincerity in his voice, Geralt stepped forward and said,

“I’m sorry.”

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embroidery from peacockandpinecones my friends and I have been losing our minds over all morning.

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Real

I once fed a freak berries until it died

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STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS

LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”

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normal show

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- jaskier

do it drunk. do it high

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Fun for us not for you

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