random-mystrade-archive

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Summary:

“I’m sorry, Sherlock, but I think what you just said is that you’ve been catfishing a murderer online, pretending to be a couple, your brother and I, and now you want us to meet him? A murderer? As a couple!” The last few words are really quite loud, and Rosie makes a startled squeak in the kitchen. Sherlock glares at him. Greg takes a deep breath. “Sorry,” he says, automatically, then – “No – no! Not – not sorry, because – of all the things, Sherlock, that you have ever done, this is undeniably the most – the most utterly – I –” He closes his eyes, fists clenched, and takes several deep breaths. “Overlooking many, many other problems with this entire scenario –” he pauses and takes another breath, “– what on Earth makes you think that, as a couple, a detective and a – a – whatever he is –” he gestures wildly at Mycroft – “would put themselves online on a dating site?”

Rating: Explicit

Warning: No archive warnings apply

Words: 90 591

Chapters: 14/14

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Summary:

Mycroft is flustered. Lestrade is clueless. Hilarity does not ensue.

Rating: Teen and up audiences

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 7 123

Chapters: 2/2

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Summary:

Mycroft refuses to be naked in Greg's presence, until one day he doesn't. My usual dose of soppy fluff and hurt/comfort.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator chose not to use archive warnings

Words: 5 920

Chapters: 1/1

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Summary:

Gregory Lestrade is a Public Menace in Training, and Mycroft Holmes shouldn’t be half as intrigued as he is.

Rating: Teen and up audiences

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 11 467

Chapters: 1/1

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Summary:

Kinkmeme fill. D/s AU where everyone is either a dom or a sub. Mycroft is a sub but has managed to hide it, considering his position. Then he meets Lestrade who is so obviously a dom that he's almost undone. Lestrade persuades him that being a sub isn't a weakness.

Rating: Teen and up audiences

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 8 849

Chapters: 1/1

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Summary:

Prince Sherlock must marry, and his brother is determined to find him the perfect partner before the three nights of the Winter Ball have passed. In Gregory Lestrade, Mycroft thinks he has found Sherlock that perfect partner: a man who is kind, brave, intelligent, and even attractive.

Very attractive. Very, very attractive.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 36 130

Chapters: 8/8

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Summary:

Mycroft has a problem. After a drunken New Year's Eve at Baker Street gets out of hand, this preoccupation with Greg Lestrade doesn't seem to be going away. He makes Greg an irresistible offer: seven days alone together in paradise, to be with each other and exhaust the craving.

Sadly for Mycroft, Greg comes with irresistible offers of his own—and seven days in paradise might not be enough.

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 162 710

Chapters: 36/36

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Summary:

It's the kind of night which makes Greg just want to curl up with someone special. But it's just him and his cold flat. Or perhaps it's not...

Rating: General

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 2 403

Chapters: 1/1

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Summary:

To prevent them interfering at a vital stage in his case, Sherlock tricks his brother and Lestrade into a vault in the Bank of England—and seals them in for the night. With nothing to do but sit and wait for rescue, Greg and Mycroft start talking at last.

Rating: General

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Words: 17 775

Chapters: 6/6