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Shidi 🗡️

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AITAH for trying to ruin my son’s relationship?

I (652M) have a son (idk maybe 80? 14?M) who has major hots for his milf teacher (milf age M). Teacher is just insanely slutty, absolutely built to take dick. My son isn’t even 100 yet (I think), he would have no idea what to do with all that. Meanwhile, me and me nephew (187M) are older and know how to treat a lady (gender neutral). Ideally I would like to marry my nephew to teacher after having my way with him, but teacher is very attached to son. Son is also rather volatile- teacher pushed him into the abyss at some point and he recently climbed out. He’s nothing I can’t handle, but he keeps threatening to destroy my rpf collection if I keep trying to fuck his little crush.

I decided that soft power was probably the best way to go, so I started writing rpf about teacher and son getting a messy divorce. I gift them to teacher, which he always graciously accepts. Currently I’m working on a harem drama AU where teacher leaves son for nephew after a life changing night in my bed.

Son attacked me unprompted and accused me of trying to ruin his relationship. Which I am, but it’s in everyone’s best interest! Nephew has never had a partner before- not even during his heats- and he could really use an older man to take care of him. Clearly he needs teacher more than son. So am I the asshole?

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Wild Kratts AU’s get to me; I remember Arctic Blue and the Matthew Kane/Forget Me Not one so well, but the blog vanished.

Still had to throw something on paper.

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based on meme “down boy!!”

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okay, idk if anyone from the atla fandom wrote this yet but if someone did please recommend it to me I need it-

So I saw a post somewhere, can't remember where but it was a meme about having an arc with just Azula and Aang potential as a dynamic.

and it got me thinking-

A Book 4: Air, but it's Azula's redemption arc.

After the whole shabang with getting defeated, Zuko becomes firelord, yadayada, Azula is released from prison(kinda) and sent with Aang for probation. (whether it's bc of Aang or someone else from the Gaang, that Azula is given a second chance- uty)

She ends up learning about the monk culture from Aang, visiting the air temples, getting some therapy, slowly (and I mean extremely slowly) understanding the devastation that the fire nation (and in turn, her,) caused. And so on, with the angst from both Azula and Aang.

Because in every book, the Gaang visits each bending type's nations and delves into the culture, be it clothing styles, shops, architecture and whatnot. I just thought it'd be cool if we got an Air Nomads version. Through Aang, of course. Plus, since every book has Aang learning that nation's bending/forms, why not let Azula learn the Air Nomads' style? It'd be a huge 180 for her, considering the Air Nomads' style is all about keeping a clear head, having steady control, and never intentionally using bending to do harm.

Think about it, wouldn't the Azula and Aang friendship dynamic be hilarious?

Azula: URGH! THIS ISN'T WORKING! *proceeds to attempt to hurl fire at her problems*

Aang: *casually dumps water at the rampaging fire* Uh- no. How about let's take a deep breath- *dodges a fireball* -and direct your frustrations to something less, uh, destructive?

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behind the scene is lbh telling (begging) sy that he can pluck his feathers whenever he needs to write (and preferably with his mouth)

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From what I can tell there have been five different anons who have all begged for more Beaten Up! Liu Qingge. And I have come to the conclusion that you are responsible for this (pos)

You have awakened something in us. You are raising an army of sadist lqg lovers, and our numbers grow with each post you make

uh oh

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It’s still Valentines where I live!!!! I still finished it on time!!!!!!!

Happy Valentines to everyone, hopefully I will remember to make a White Day companion piece to this, hopefully

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And I said: I do not want to be great, I want to be loved.

– Sue Zhao

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Sword Spirit AU - Xiu Ya (pt.1)

Hello hello! This is going to be a very very casual AU with the first half being dedicated to Xiu Ya(jiuyuan) and the other Xin Mo(bingyuan), so sit tight, relax, and maybe put on some Soul Eater in the background, because this is basically it.

This post is going to be VERY LONG, so sorry in advance ^^;;

It's finally time for Shen Jiu to go to Wan Jian Peak and get his spiritual sword, one of the final steps for his Shizun to finally, oficially, name him Head Disciple, even if the rest of Qing Jing will most likely fight Shizun in her decision.

It would be no surprise, ever since SJ stepped foot there, rumors have been spreading about him, usually about how he only got in so late due to Yue Qi's influence, or how he paid his way in as a young master (as if the rest of the disciples hadn't done exactly that) and thinks he's better than everyone, or how he never fights fair and uses underhanded methods during spars. All rumors don't hold a drop of truth in them of course, but SJ has better things to do than trying to clean his image to a bunch of spoiled brats.

It's not like any of them would believe him, anyways.

In all honesty, he'd rather not be Head Disciple at all, but this is the best way at getting to a secure enough spot that he won't have to worry as much about his safety, even if he will be forced to look after a bunch of children he couldn't care less about. Anyways, SJ's only hope now for something to go marginally right his way is for him to get a good sword.

He gets to the sword wall and, as luck would have it, he feels a pull, calling him to a beautiful sword: elegant, refined and everything SJ desperately hopes he can be.

SJ carefully pulls the sword out of the wall and immediatelly he can feel a connection forming, his slugish qi rushing into the blade and in exchange, a flash of bright, almost refreshing qi runs through him. For a moment his muscles relax as he feels the sword gently humming in his hand.

He walks away from the wall, a few of the other disciples that also had come to retrieve their spiritual sword already holding their own blades, but the only person that SJ cares to show his own sword stands a bit further away. His ever aloof Shizun and... Yue Qi, who was not invited, but decided to come anyways. Great.

YQ wastes no time in praising his sword and how it's a perfect fit for 'Xiao-Jiu' (which only earns him a nasty side-eye), but SJ controls his urge to bite the other boy and focuses on his Shizun. She merely send the sword a glance, unimpressed, and instead says "Disciple Shen has now a spiritual blade of his own. He will get to know his blade, which will aid him with his... cultivation problems, but also raise his cultivation to new heights."

SJ grinds his teeth, not wanting to be reminded about his shitty cultivation, but thankfully, Shizun doesn't dwell on the topic. "When Disciple Shen fully becomes one with his sword, the blade will reward him and show it's true self. It is only then that Disciple Shen will become a truly honorable cultivator."

True... Self? With a subtle glance, SJ confirms even YQ looks a bit surprised, apparently also never haven heard about a swords 'true self', but Shizun doesn't ellaborate any further on it, instead moving on as if she hadn't said anything special, and turning to head back to Qing Jing, uncaring if any other disciples weren't done getting their swords yet.

She unsheathes her own spiritual sword, intending on letting her disciples walk all the way back, but before setting off, she turns towards SJ. "Disciple Shen, the name of your sword."

SJ huffs but brings his sword closer, and reads the engraving on the base of the blade. "...Xiu Ya."

Just as SJ finishes reading the name out loud, the sword starts violently vibrating, catching SJ and his Shizun off guard, and it flings itself off of SJ's hands, flying a short distance before it stabbed the ground.

SJ's hands are left hanging in the air where he once held the sword, frozen stiff in his shock. It certainly doesn't help that is Shizun, who is never phased and now looks visibly shocked, mutters to herself: "I... didn't know a sword could do that."

.........Great.

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A week after the whole... situation on Wan Jian, SJ is now convinced his spiritual sword hates him.

It just... doesn't do anything he wants it to do! If his Shizun orders him to spar with another disciple with it, Xiu Ya could randomly just fling itself out of his hand, or physically pull him in another direction when he is speaking with another disciple, and no matter how Shizun instructs him to send his qi to the blade, to 'connect' with it, Xiu Ya refuses to cooperate, one day even straight up denying his qi.

Unbeknownst to SJ, his sword is no longer a regular spiritual blade, and actually a host for a recently deceased Shen Yuan, who woke up from his sleep to his new owner pulling him out of the wall and promptly panicked when he heard his name be declared Xiu Ya, which could only mean his new owner was none other than the scum villain himself, SQQ.

It was then and there that SY decided it would be now his life's mission to stop any evil wrongdoings a teenage SQQ must get up to. (It translated to him flinging himself out of SJ's hand any time he felt himself getting too close to another disciple's skin, or vibrating angrily when SJ started to insult someone.)

SJ takes Xiu Ya to his Shizun, and even to Wan Jian's Peak Lord, to check if there's something wrong with his sword, or if he had done soemthing wrong, but both reassure him that the sword is fine, and it must be testing him, urging him to 'clear his heart' to better connect with it.

SJ, feeling like his chance at being Head Disciple is slipping through his fingers the longer he can't get a hold of his own sword, it's supposed to obey him, tends more often than not to... argue with it. It, of course, only creates more rumours about him and his 'cursed sword', but he doesn't have time for this, and he won't let a piece of metal ruin his chances at rising up the ranks.

Everything starts to change one fateful day where everything just seems to go wrong all at once for SJ: His Shizun goes away in a three-day long mission, which leaves him the responsability to look after the peak, and none of the other disciples are willing to make it easy for him, constantly getting in his way, purposefully waisting his time and straight up insulting him to his face.

Yue Qi even tries to grace SJ with his presence, but it takes him no longer than 5 minutes before he manages to say the wrong thing, and it takes even less for it to snowball into SJ expelling him from the peak unless the whole Sect is set on fire. It gets so bad even SY, usually happy to mostly daydream where he sits sheathed at SJ's waist, takes note of it, and gets a bit concerned for the boy.

SY already notices SJ's spiritual veins where all sorts of messed up, but it only becomes relevant when he notices his qi heading straight towards a qi deviation, and no matter how SY tries to vibrate and wiggle, it only seems to upset SJ even further and by the end of the day, as SY suspected, SJ hides away at the bamboo house and falls to the floor, gasping through a qi deviation.

He'd usually just tough his qi deviations out, or pass them at the Warm Red Pavillion, but now he isn't even afforded the mercy of being to suffer alone, as some disciple might come looking for his 'help', and he'd be damned if someone snitched on him to Shizun for not doing his duty as (unnoficial) Head Disciple.

SY, as much as he doesn't really like SJ, for once understands SJ's constant state of frustration when the moment the Peak Lord leaves, his peers treat him like this, and no matter how shitty SJ is- or, rather, may become in the future, SY can't stand being idle as he watches the boy shaking on the floor, gasping in pain.

It's a bit awkward but SY manages to make himself float over towards SJ's trembling body, trying his best to project his own energy outward and reach towards SJ. It's there for only a second, but SY manages to feel a similar connection to when SJ first picked him up, and SY can feel, in a weird flash, the mix of emotions swirling in SJ's soul: his anger, his frustration, but most importantly his deeply rooted sadness, and fear.

It's not really an explanation for why SJ acts the way he does, but SY can understand when a child lashes out in fear when that's all they know. He reaches into SJ's qi, carefully patting it down and soothing it until SJ finally stops trembling and slumps onto the ground, knocked out.

Maybe... Maybe Shen Yuan was in the wrong, and Shen Jiu deserves a second chance.

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#omg I love this #svsss #I want moreeeee

Did you do the vampire sy wip yet? :0

Really curious about that one!

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I did not! The vampire SY wip is something I started to write at 2 AM when I was unable to sleep and after bothering @drivebypainter for a prompt!

It's supposed to be pre-canon, Vampire SY is off doing his own thing and accidentally turns poor SJ into a vampire, WHOOPS- I guess I adopted an angry teen now??

Have a peek featuring SY being like "I have a conscience!" when actually he's just a little in denial and a picky eater.

Shen Yuan forgot a long time ago what it was like to not be hungry. The feeling of being completely full was as foreign as the warmth of the sun on his skin since his reincarnation.  He adjusted his large straw hat as he walked. The thick rain was dripping from a few holes in it and his clothes were soaked through but it didn't bother him. Most physical sensations didn't bother him anymore. Except hunger, of course.  He couldn't blame anyone for it, honestly! (Well, Maybe he could blame Great Master Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky for being an unimaginative piece of shi-) Being a knockoff Vampire in the prologue sections of a bad novel was already a challenge but his morally Imposed hunger strike was a torture of his own making.  Shen Yuan could have gone full evil vampire on any poor soul he encountered but that would have just drawn a HUGE target on his back for cultivators to aim at! He also couldn't help but feel horrible at the thought of just killing innocent people! You’d think being reborn as a bloodsucking demon would dampen the whole empathy thing, but no! He had modern sensibilities and a conscience! So he tried not to eat most of the time. Unless he really had to.  Or unless he had a perfect victim at hand. Wu Yanzi was just that. Scum.  Shen Yuan stepped off the beaten path and into the thick vegetation. He could hear his future victim talking with someone. His pace quickened immediately.  Wu Yanzi was a criminal and a murderer. Shen Yuan had no intention of playing hero as much as he would have loved to play the part of the righteous cultivator if things had been different right now he just wanted to eat something without feeling guilty about it.  “You useless thing!” The sharp sound of a slap stopped Shen Yuan in his tracks.  “Is this why I took you as a disciple? What a fucking waste. “ His prey said.

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words for when your characters ______

Agree

accede, acceptance, accord, acknowledgment, acquiescence, align, avowal, bear, cohere, compromise, consent, contract, draft, enlist, give in/give up, go along/go along with, grant, negotiate, unanimous, yield

Deny

abjure, abuse, affront, attack, backstab, bad-mouth, belie, blacken, blemish, confront, curse, darn, defamation, defile, demur, denigrate, detract, dig, disclaim, discountenance, disgrace, disown, disparagement, downplay, explode, flout, fulminate, gainsay, gird, invective, jeer, lament, lecture, malign, minimize, mouth, needle, oppose, protest, put down, put-down, rebuff, refute, remonstrate, renunciation, run down, satirize, scold, show up, sit-in, slander, smear, snap, snub, squeal, sully, swearing, taunt, tirade, turn, underestimate, vituperation, write off, yammer

Explain

account for, admit, apprise, cite, clarify, come clean, concede, confirm, corroborate, defense, demonstrate, dilate, elucidate, enlighten, evidence, expand, explicate, gloss, illustrate, itemize, let on, palliate, plea, prove, recite, simplify, speak out/speak up, spell out, translator, warrant

Fabricate

aspersion, belie, disprove, profane

Inform

acknowledge, address, advertise, allow, allusion, apprise, bare, betrayal, blab, breathe, briefing, broadcast, chronicle, clue, come out with, confession, convey, debunk, define, detail, dictate, divulge, expose, feature, furnish, give, gossip, hint, intimate, issue, lecture, newscaster, orate, out of the closet, pass, post, proclaim, promulgate, publication, publish, release, reveal, show up, speak, spill, squeal, talk, tip, uncover, unveil, weatherperson, whisper

Instruct

bar, educate, prescribe

Persuade

advance, argument, bend, budge, carry, coerce, convince, discourage, draw, drum up, elicit, entice, forward, goad, hammer away/hammer into, induce, influence, invite, lobby, motivate, negotiation, pitch, prevail upon/prevail on, prompt, reason, spur, sway, urge, win/win over

Promise

assurance, avow, commitment, ensure, go back/go back on, oath, portend, vouch, warrant, word

Suggest

advice, advocate, ask, come up with, connote, drum into, exhort, fish for, get at, guide, imply, insinuate, moralize, move, nomination, pontificate, preach, propose, recommend, urge

Praise

accent, acclamation, accredit, adulation, apotheosis, applause, benediction, bless, champion, citation, commend, compliment, congratulations, credit, dedicate, deify, elevate, endorse, eulogize, exalt, extol, flatter, flattery, glorify, homage, laud, lionize, obsequy, plaudits, puff, salute, thanks, tribute, worship

Warn

admonish, alert, caution, caveat, defy, enjoin, exhortation, foreboding, foretell, page, remind, warning

NOTE

The above are concepts classified according to subject and usage. It not only helps writers and thinkers to organize their ideas but leads them from those very ideas to the words that can best express them.

It was, in part, created to turn an idea into a specific word. By linking together the main entries that share similar concepts, the index makes possible creative semantic connections between words in our language, stimulating thought and broadening vocabulary.

Source ⚜ Writing Basics & Refreshers ⚜ On Vocabulary

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So here's something I want to put out there:

I really don't like the bingqiu ship. There! I said it! And Wait!! before you think it's unreasonable, hear me out, and don't take any of these to heart. I'm rambling lmao

(actually it's only the bingqiu ship in the books that I don't ship. Like some bingmei/qingqiu I can sort of get by.)

(And I'm just peeved that so many fanfics have bingqiu in them. No hate tho, I still read those fics lmao.)

It's toxic. Like VERY TOXIC. And yeah, I'm sure lots of people can agree on this one and it's been said like thousands of times, but I really can't stress it enough. Dude, SQQ must have literally gotten so much mental trauma from LBH ALONE. I just can't see SQQ, aka the petty and desperately wants to live modern guy, will think 'hey, it's okay if LBH has done absolutely horrible and toxic things to me and is totally not at all detrimental to my sanity, I love him.'. SQQ cares, yes, but how much can he spare to kinda forgive the shit that happened to him? The 'hug the protag's thighs to save your ass' to 'okay, I'm so dead I just threw the protag into the abyss and human stick and torture, here I come!' to 'holy shit he's worse than a yandere' to 'great I must propagate with my own disciple to save the world' SQQ's anxiety will just keep getting worse as the story progresses!! SQQ is living in fear of his (new) life the moment he became SQQ! HE'S READ EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS TO OG!SQQ AND HE REALISES THAT HE'S GOING TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT- it's definitely caused some form of panic attack. SY was a modern person, who didn't have to deal with hardships like torture! But now he does! And after living with LBH and probably suppressing his anxieties in front of LBH, I'm sure the sheer fear and panic of 'shit. LBH is still actually going to kill me. I'm still going to die/tortured/in pain.' when LBH comes back, and literally attacks him [insert everything LBH that harms SQQ]

And yes, the absolute mess of trauma and angst of a dynamic is essentially what a lot of bingqiu shippers like, and I get it. Watching this wrecked relationship progress/regress into a huge hole that ultimately digs into both hearts and mentality and their graves, is basically the point. It's the anticipation of 'omg how are they gonna fix this' but make it dark and torturous. I see the appeal, and though I don't particularly search for it, it's a valid ship, all in all. With all of it's backstories and in depth relationship building and ANGST.

I just hate the fact that all those pain and suffering SQQ went through is kinda brushed away in favour of the dynamic of SQQ/LBH. To me, logically, a modern person like SQQ will not appreciate or forgive the shit he went through by LBH. Nobody likes torture (mentally/physically). And I'm pretty sure SQQ hated it A LOT. I simply can't see it.

So, yeah. That's my opinion on the ship.

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mood.

Art prompt of Shen Qingqiu holding the aro flag (fits his color scheme)

the real reason this man doesn't realise he's tripping every romance flag in the story

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bro now I want an indepth pov of zzl freaking out over sqq's nonchalance (and kindness in zzl's eyes) and being 'omg he doesn't think I'm hideous why how what huh is he human? a demon? etc etc.' and and and it doesn't even need to be ship-like and I'd still love it!!!!

and honestly how is your snake design for zzl so good?!?!? like I'm actually scared of snakes and yet I think zzl here is so goddamn adorable??!?!?

"If the original novel had given this thing more than ten words of description, there was no way he wouldn’t have remembered!"

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HELP THIS IS PEAK HIGH SCHOOLER BEHAVIOUR OMG and cheers to all gothamites, BATMAN HAS ALWAYS BEEN NAKED

Dash: Phantom, give the people what they want! Phantom: Er, what exactly do you guys want? Dash: Take off your shirt! Paulina: Yes, take it off!! Kawn: And flex! Flex when you take it off! Whooooo! Phantom: I can't take this off; it's my skin. A-listers: What Phantom: Yeah, when you die, the clothes you're wearing become a part of you. That's why ghosts are always wearing the same thing. Dash: B-but Batman's outfit change! The Fentons say he's a ghost! Phantom: Yeah, but Batman is older than San Marino. He's powerful enough he can change his shape. I'm only a couple hundred years old. I barely passed my Guarding Spirit test three years ago. It's why your freshmen year was so hectic. I had no idea what I was doing. Dash: Are you saying that you and every guarding ghost of Gotham have always been giving the people what we wanted?!? Phantom: Wait- Dash standing on a table: MY PEOPLE, WE HAVE SEEN BATMAN NAKED! Amity Park youth: *Cheering* Phantom: oh, Ancients. Batman is going to kill me.

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shut up