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castle & beckett being castle & beckett [119/?] ⤷ 4.02 — “Heroes & Villains”

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let’s investigate these plants with mama!

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i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

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i love when people say “dopamine addiction” to refer to anything that makes you feel good ever

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hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

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ten years of obergefell today

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I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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looking at godawful fanon content for a character that's actually interesting in canon

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lets be exhausted on mama

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someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue

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Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.

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i hate knowing things. and not knowing things? not a fan of that either

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So my mom is babysitting an infant but I didn't know so I cannot explain the feeling of walking into my living room and seeing a lone baby ive never seen before sitting on the floor and the dead eye contact we shared for a full minute before my mom came back into the room

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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight