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[randomontheinternet]

just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say "my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!" hed say "what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro" at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see... apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm... cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth... no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be... what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are... definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,," and you need to accept this

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guys. please

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yeah I’m a nonpracticing woman. I was raised female but I don’t really believe anymore yknow?

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hold on i gotta know something.

like the auntie anne's pretzels. you possibly know the ones. also added not autistic options so you alistics feel included and have a button to press.

PLEASE reblog I am begging you. this is the reblog site so PLEASE reblog it. things don't work on the algorithm as much as you think they do here. throw me a bone please.

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Gatekeeping is so good and important

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One of my favourite parts about autistic people is how you can use other peoples' reflections of them like an echolocation bullshit detector. Like they personally do not need to do shit for this to work, they just passively emit their own autistic vibe that bounces off every surface around them, and you can assess another person's level of self-awareness by how they reflect it back.

"Autistic people do not understand social hierarchy" nope, they understand you're supposed to be an authority here, but they won't politely pretend to respect you if they think you're incompetent.

"Autistic people do not understand humour" nope, they just don't politely pretend to laugh to humour you, and you are simply not funny.

"Autistic people are rude" nope, they just don't think it's polite to lie to you, and don't care about trying to tell you what they think you want to hear instead of telling you what they think.

"Autistic people sometimes have emotional meltdowns for absolutely no reason" nope, you're just insufferable to be around and the person with the lowest tolerance of your shit is simply the canary in the coal mine who breaks first.

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ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

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NOOOO KEITHHHH

Keith are you kenough?

"No..." - Keith

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i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out

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you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

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[grabs ur faces between my many hands] lsiten. listen to me. about baxter. ok? this is about baxter ward .

this man.

falls in love with you over the course of a summer.

but, he thinks, no one could ever REALLY want to be with him. or be his friend. or love him. especially not after he makes any sort of mistake, and he had made many.

but he loves you.

but he can't love you.

because you deserve.... not him. someone better than him. someone who isn't going to hurt you.

because he is going to hurt you.

he's leaving.

right?

that's what he said to you, to explain.

"i'm leaving."

you always knew he would. he goes to college on the other side of the country.

that didn't mean things had to end, though, right? you could do long-distance. in fact, you WANTED to do long-distance. you wanted to talk to him every day. you wanted to keep him in your life.

he wanted to stay. he didn't stay.

he didn't respond to a single text or call you sent him for the next five years.

he wanted to be forgotten.

he loved you. loves you.

but he knew he would hurt you, and he did, and he let himself keep doing it under the guise that it was for the best.

that you were better off without him.

he really, and truly thought that.

five years.

five years.

you see him again.

he's distant with you.

not because he wants to be. but he thinks it's better for you this way.

just like back then, he takes away any choice you have.

but this time, he cracks.

he's grown up, at least a little bit.

he knows what he did was wrong. so, so wrong. he knows he hurt you. he's sorry for hurting you. he wants to stop hurting you.

he doesn't quite know how.

but against all odds, you want to give him another chance.

you still love him, after all.

and he doesn't want to leave you behind again.

he promises that he wont fade away, never to be heard from again.

he apologizes to you- and to your friends, whom he'd also cut contact with after leaving.

he admits that he's thought about you every day since he left.

he left and you never faded from his mind, no matter how cruel he was in his cut-off.

he loved you then.

and he loves you now.

and he wants to keep loving you.

there was never another after you.

there was only ever you.

there is only ever you.

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idc how hard you try you will NOT get me to stop using snorted in my dialogue. i will always use growled and choked and hissed and huffed and grunted and breathed and frowned and sniffed and scoffed and spluttered and purred and snickered and exhaled and whimpered and smiled and laughed and sneered and frowned

i love you words that indicate sound and tone i love you poetics i love you dialogue tags they will never take you away from me i love you i love you i love you

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I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

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[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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SO NO ONE WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT THE WILD ROBOT MOVIE WAS THAT GOOD OKAY