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hey guys, my backspace key is broken so typing is so hard right now. I need to get it fixed or maybe just aget a new keyrboard . Oh, forget it. im just going to quit gramamar and youall have to decifpher it. anyways, i’’m going on haiataius haitis haiuts haitus for a while (hiatus)  sbecause o  im going sonewhere that i can’t tell anyon or else shhhhh they sadi ok bye

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Hey uh

If even now in June of 2022 you're still wearing a mask and staying six feet away from people and getting your vaccines, just know I fucking love you.

I have to know anything else about you.

If you're still taking steps to protect yourself and others from Covid, about a year and a half after the world decided to just pretend it was over, you're an amazing person and I appreciate the hell out of you.

You're not overreacting, you're not inherently paranoid for taking necessary precautions. I got Covid this year. It's very much still a thing and taking steps to prevent transmitting it or catching it are still necessary.

Thank you so much for being responsible, and please continue to do so.

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“Why are there no capybaras on Mars, Elon? Why?”

Elon sobs into his gold-encrusted, twitter-emblazoned handkerchief and reflects on his life choices.

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Methodology:

-become a speed bump

-get in the car really fast

-dissociate so hard your physical body follows

-become the sidewalk

-die

gonna stare at someone from across the street and disappear when a car passes

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An argument can be made that every single one of them can be lust.

wow you’re the tumblr person

One of seven other tumblr people

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With the newest Tumblr Ad-free gifting and Tumblr Blaze, you could potentially replace a random user’s ads with your own... >:)

Sharing is gifting Ad-Free Browsing.

Yup, you heard correctly. From today, you can gift Ad-Free Browsing to other users when you check out on web. So, if you love giving presents and know someone who doesn’t love ads on Tumblr, this will be great news for you. You can gift an ad-free month to a special someone at $4.99 or a whole ad-free year at $39.99—that’s 4 months for $0. You can include a little note with your present, or even send it anonymously. You have asked if gifting would become a reality—so welcome to the future. It’s good to see you.

How?

Select “Gift” on the recipient’s blog header.

Choose a subscription for one month or one year.

Enter your card details and hit “Pay now.” 

The lucky user receives their gift. Success!  

Ad-free preferences can be adjusted in settings or after receiving a gift.

Who’s eligible to receive Ad-Free?

Gifting is only available to users who do not already have Ad-Free, and users who already have an existing web-based subscription. Users with an existing subscription through Apple or Google in-app purchases cannot receive Ad-Free Browsing as a gift due to technical limitations on those platforms. 

Please also note that while the recipient’s dash will be ad-free across all platforms once it is received, purchasing and viewing your gifts is only available on web. Gifting web-based Ad-Free Browsing will become possible on Android and iOS soon. You can find out more about Ad-Free in this Help Center article. 

Any questions? Then please drop us a line on @wip or Support, and keep an eye out for more updates on @changes.

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Camera falls from a plane and lands in a pig pen.

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I think cirque du soleil developed a super-human serum and just didn’t tell anyone…

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Dissolving swim trunks for pranking your friends. Public indecency charge and s*x offender registration included at no extra cost!

link on amazon...

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It's Show & Tell Time!

The protagonist of the last thing you watched or read is now your partner in the zombie apocalypse. Will you both survive?

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Of Bronze — and Blaze — The North — tonight — So adequate — it forms — So preconcerted with itself — So distant — to alarms — An Unconcern so sovereign To Universe, or me — Infects my simple spirit With Taints of Majesty — Till I take vaster attitudes — And strut upon my stem — Disdaining Men, and Oxygen, For Arrogance of them — My Splendors, are Menagerie — But their Competeless Show Will entertain the Centuries When I, am long ago, An Island in dishonored Grass — Whom none but Daisies — know.

- Emily Dickinson (319)

TAINTS OF MAJESTY?? YOU KNOW WHAT IT ITS MY BOIS. SHE SAID TAINTS SHE SAID TAINTS IT IS TAINTS