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"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

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saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street

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“video games are woke now”

In 2002, a very significant part of Morrowind’s plot was Dagoth Ur beaming “GAY SEX GAY SEX GAY SEX” into the mind of you, the reincarnation of his ex-boyfriend

but okay yeah this is TOTALLY a new thing

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y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

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imagine you're frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing "falalalala~", occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you're pissing him off. that's what it's like to be on the internet.

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🍪 ⋆ 🍒 🎀 𝒶𝒷𝒸𝒹𝑒𝒻𝑔𝒽𝒾𝒿𝓀𝓁𝓂𝓃😍𝓅𝓆𝓇𝓈𝓉𝓊𝓋𝓌𝓍𝓎𝓏 𝓃♡𝓌 𝒾 𝓀𝓃🍑𝓌 𝓂𝓎 𝒶𝒷𝒸𝓈 𝓃𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝓌❁𝓃𝓉 𝓎💙𝓊 𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝑒 🎀 🍒 ⋆ 🍪

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ASK CHATGPT??????? i would NEVER. i ask all my questions to the pythia at the oracle of delphi like apollo intended.

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oh i simply bet he eated a lemon, i knowit

Pikachu who has eaten a lemon

Where from?

1998-1999-2000 era pikachu plushies, majorly play-by-play

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im sorry i literally cannot get this out of my head since last night

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adolfo, the evil grand wizard that resides within my mind "Pour the soda pop into the plant, the world is made for only you to destroy" but me and him do not share the same morals

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why is my guinea pig talking back

in barbie the princess and the pauper why Did anneliese have an exact replica of her hair style as a wig

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in barbie the princess and the pauper why Did anneliese have an exact replica of her hair style as a wig

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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

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cigarette shaped cheese or cheese shaped cigarette

i lowkey need you so bad

complete my obstacle course and then we’ll talk

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I put you in so many traps and puzzles

i lowkey need you so bad

complete my obstacle course and then we’ll talk

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problematic cup size gap