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After weeks of polls, and dozens of the best Random Things being tragically eliminated, we finally have an answer to the question that nobody asked:

What is the best Thing?

Thanks to your submissions, votes, reblogs, and other interactions, we now know that Wojtek the bear, member of the Polish Army in exile during World War II is the top Thing, as decided by you!

Congratulations also to our runners-up, paw print set in concrete and a dog who is normal in every way except that it can identify any plant by its scientific name !

(please forgive the poor graphic design; I'm making this post using the Canva app on my phone during my lunch break in the parking lot)

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We're in the homestretch! Just a few hours to go before we crown our winners...

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I've been a little obsessed with these tournaments and I wanted to start my own! I'm surprised that no one's done a most iconic post bracket (that I've been able to find, anyway), so I thought it would be fun.

I don't have very specific requirements for what's considered an iconic post, I'm talking about posts that are part of Tumblr's collective conscious. If you want examples, blogs like @worldheritagepostorganization and @hellsite-hall-of-fame are dedicated to cataloguing them. I just wanna make them fight :)

You can submit as many times as you like. It would be helpful to include a link but not necessary. It doesn't have to be what you consider to be the most iconic post, it can also be your favorite iconic post :)

Inspired by other tournament blogs like @fisherman-fight @the-ultimate-tournament @character-of-all-time @worstmovieevermade @randomstufftournament @mostannoyingfandomofalltime @the-ultimate-hunger-games @raddest-hat-showdown @bearpoll2023 @emoboybattle

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Welcome to the Mega Milkoff! Together we will decide the ultimate milk!

Inspired by the likes of @character-of-all-time @alphabetbracket @autismswagsummit @randomstufftournament @ultimate-poll-tournament and of course many more.

Currently accepting nominations!

Signing in with Google is required and you will only be able to submit one form with up to five nominations. It's set up this way to discourage ballot stuffing. Your form will still be anonymous! And you can edit it afterwards if you want. I'll only tabulate nominations after the form is closed.

Currently, I'm planning to keep the form open until April 22.

Thank you for participating in the Mega Milkoff!

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We're behind and the poll is almost over 😔

R1: @rottmntpeepawpolls VS @randomstufftournament

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that's such a pretty friend! and useful too!

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What's more ultimate than a poll to determine the best in a set of random, unconnected objects and concepts?

Where else can you see the following contenders compete for the top prize?

👞 The shoes that Muntadhar al-Zaidi threw at George Bush

☢️ A single small pellet of cobalt-60

💦 Lube that's just too slippery to be useful

🐦 A pigeon

🐀 A rat holding a strawberry in its little hands

🚨 A Geiger counter but for great pussy

(please vote for my poll)

R1: @rottmntpeepawpolls VS @randomstufftournament

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what are the pollmaker’s pronouns? and do you like chickens

Oooh, another anon 😍

She/her works but they/them is ok too

(nobody's asked my pronouns in AGES and tbh I haven't thought real hard about it in a while 😅)

And I like chickens in theory!! Birds are a little scary but I could see myself owning chickens someday. I was at my cousin's house last weekend and she's got a ton of them all over her yard. They're kind of charming!

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