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Glory, glory what a hell of a way to go.

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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THIS IS A HILL I WILL DIE ON

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I'm a dumbass but I am professional about it.

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I hope every dress you wear has pockets!!!

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Me: I am not immune to propaganda.

The propaganda:

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God what I would do to be sane.

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There’s two things I crave on Easter. Chocolate and violence.

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God had nerf me because if I was at my full potential, I would be a threat.

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The feminine urge to get a gym membership to flex on men

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God I’m a fucking idiot. 

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Sometimes I get the urge to eat eggshells and lie.

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I suck at this being human thing…

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I’m mentally ill, and I’m ready to fight God.

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Girl, you got to stop asexually reproducing. There's not enough garlic bread and cake to feed all hundred of you.

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Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

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My boyfriend just said I’m more beautiful than Aphrodite. It I go missing, just know that I did not do that on purpose.