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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do
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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation
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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon
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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either
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toby fox is literally slaving away in the tumblr sexyman mines and none of you are thanking him for it. hes pumping them out like the imaginary boyfriend machine from inside out stop being ungrateful
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TAKE THIS FREAK, FOR YOU ON YOUR PC! (WHAT) FOR THE SOLID PRICE OF [0 usd] (WHAT??) HE IS [Free of All Charges] ITS SO GOOD I MIGHT [Die]
HERE!! ON VGEN <- CLICK THERE FOR TENNA (FOR FREE)
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Bandy and Karoakebot The Teenage Filipino Girls
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