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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

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Narumitsu week day 6, longing <3

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I truly believe we could fix so many problems if the world wasn’t making us all so dang tired

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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posted this for dialga day last week. silly time god <3

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!!!HEY ALL!!!

scott here ive got more time this year than i usually do, so im openning my doodle comms early from NOW until Sept. 1st

yes! you saw it there correctly, 10 USD for a small drawing of the above in quality. sketchy lineart with your choice of coloring and flat shading, no complex rendering and no backgrounds. additional subjects or complex designs may cost more- and regular comms are open as usual

shoot me a DM for any inquiries :)

take care of eachother out there❣️ - Cross

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How I think about the original design vs the more modern equivalent

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licensed from @morggo

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I'm opening comms! For any inquiry email me at:

belesiarit@gmail.com

Fill the gooform to grab a slot! I will be closing it once I received enough requests: https://forms.gle/yowxHHfuSrVKNtZH8

To check current staturs of commissions and waiting list, you can check my trello board: https://trello.com/b/cSAY3tZF/seihar-commissions

You can also see there all the previous commissions I've done during these past months!

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Sapient cardboard Luggage

Born from sentient cereal boxes and eldritch corrugated carton

The safest solution to store and protect your tiniest treasures

Caution: items may unexpectedly relocate to a different dimension in which the concept of "return policies" is unknown

The warranty politely declines all responsibility for any loss of fingers & other extremities, regardless of sentimental attachment

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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever

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Michael Schneider

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kowabunga, peasants