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2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)

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Two birds enjoying the ride

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Out of a moment of aching sadness and fury and manic impulsivity, a wizard turns a killer whale trapped in a theme park aquarium into a human so she can smuggle it out of the park and back into the wild.

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I had to

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the lumineers were so right. sometimes you have to pack yourself a toothbrush dear pack yourself a favorite blouse take a withdrawal slip take all of your savings out because if we don’t leave this town we might never make it out.

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i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

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thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

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can you go outside and find a disease

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you seem like you have a lot of unresolved issues that really impact your life. do wanna go out sometime

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it’s coelacanth saturday, boys

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my passport says I'm from the internet 👍

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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.

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today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies