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Oh Dax...
#this is my parents dog dax say hi#dog#boggy#also he never bites or gets violent about anything#hes just communicating how utterly STARVED he is
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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Im back I have something to say
Do you think murderface still pees out the side of his dick if so. Do u think he fold his tip
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sometimes i see cis people say "trans people will understand if you misgender them at first. i call my nephew 'her' all the time and he knows i don't mean it" no he doesnt. he probably never hangs out with you for more than ten minutes because that's how long you can last in a conversation before making him feel like shit. also he thinks you're, best case scenario, stupid for not being able to figure it out, or worst case scenario, uncaring about him and his needs. he doesn't like spending time with you. you're deluding yourself into thinking you're far kinder than you are. you're weird man.
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is this real or are you tricking me? because you know i have a hard time telling the difference
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The voice crack and the guy's pog face make me lose my shit
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i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them
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Every day I learn something baffling about Massachusetts
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You can tell a lot about a guy by sniffing him. Just walk up to a guy and sniff him. Reaaalll deep..
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