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@ratjitsu

[ whatta fack ]

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Hey guys!

Just wanted to let you know, I probably won’t be online much after around 4PM (EST) because my birthday party is today!! And then my brithday is tomorrow, soooo- :D

happy early birthday to me haha

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PAH PAH! PAPA. FATHER. FATHER I MUST KNOW did you do drugs when you were a movie star. -@geniusbuiltblogtm

What? Of course i didn’t, purple. Why would I?

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Everyone reblog this IMMEDIATELY

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Cheese anon be upon ye You have been slapped with cheese

…?

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It'll be okay..

Dad...?

-@marvelousmichelangelo

[[OOC: IM SORRY THIS IS SO LATE AT NIGHT I JUST FOUND OUT WE FINALLY GOT RISE SPLINTS ASHDBAKDAH]]

Michelangelo? Since when had you grown so much?

[OOC: LMAO ITS FINE]

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oh, orange.. come here.

[[WHAT TGE FUCK THE OPTION FOR YELLOW TEZT DISAPPEARED WHAT]]

Dad...?

-@marvelousmichelangelo

[[OOC: IM SORRY THIS IS SO LATE AT NIGHT I JUST FOUND OUT WE FINALLY GOT RISE SPLINTS ASHDBAKDAH]]

Michelangelo? Since when had you grown so much?

[OOC: LMAO ITS FINE]

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Dad...?

-@marvelousmichelangelo

[[OOC: IM SORRY THIS IS SO LATE AT NIGHT I JUST FOUND OUT WE FINALLY GOT RISE SPLINTS ASHDBAKDAH]]

Michelangelo? Since when had you grown so much?

[OOC: LMAO ITS FINE]

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Tiko wishes to give you a rose for Valentines day!

Ah, thank you Tiko.

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{As they fall to the ground, the drop the knife. They try to grab it again.}

JUST DIE ALREADY!

hurts.

- Hi! :D anon

- 🐀🔪

I can’t keep dodging you forever, a little help??

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*SCREECH*

〔Charges at you again with the knife.〕

DIE!

{Who ever this person is, they don't seem to be in their right mind.}

help me! please! it hurts!

- Hi! :D anon

- 🐀🔪

[ splinter dodges them again, and trips them with his tail ]

.. I think I may kind of understand what’s going on.

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Who the actual fuck is that Anon?!

-@last-ronin

I have no clue.

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YOU WILL DIE RAT!

〔Charges at you with a knife〕

help me! help me please! It hurts!

- Hi! :D anon

- 🐀🔪

[ Splinter dodges ]

Nice try.. your gonna need to be faster than that.

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YOU W̷̥̐I̴̥̾L̵̪̂̋Ḷ̶͐ DIE!

H̴͓̀Ḛ̵͑L̷͋ͅP̸͈͛ ̷͕̊M̵͇͐Ę̷̏!̸͓̍ ̷̪̀H̶̜͛E̶̦̊L̸̪͛P̶͈̃ ̵͖͠M̴̰͗E̷̚ͅ ̴̼̀P̶̤̒Ĺ̶͖Ë̵̞A̸̚ͅS̸͚̏E̵͈̓!̶̢̄ ̴͉͐İ̴̡Ṯ̸̾ ̶̼̀H̷̡͐Ų̵̇Ř̴͜T̶͕̊S̴͎̏!̴̉

-̷ ̷H̶i̴!̸ ̵:̷D̴ ̴a̶n̴o̸n̴

- 🐀🔪

..What is going on?

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C̸̦̟̼̄̈r̴̞͔͚͌̓̌a̷̠͋ž̷̺͇̅ỳ̷̡͖̪̊͘?̸͓̣͂ ̸͔̑͒̊I̵̱͉̘͌̋̓ ̴̗̳͈̿w̵̢̋͘a̵͕̜̅͌̿s̸̨̡̨͆ ̸̭͛̊c̷͂̓̌͜ṛ̶͖̎̋̀ą̴̖͌z̴͔͌̚y̶͔̹̙͋ ̸̨̨͍͗ō̴̧̎ň̶̹̼̌̉͜c̷͈̙͗e̷̡̻̊̀́.̴̟̩̤̽̈́͘ ̷̼͌Ț̸̈́̎̀h̷̼̬́̅e̷̝̮̋̎ý̵͔͜ ̵̬̞̦͋̔l̸̨̤̠͆͝o̵̻̳͗č̷̺͙̭̿k̶̯͓̖̄̀ę̸͐̚͠d̷̠̳̀̓̾ ̷͙̄̈́̕m̸̲͉̭̏e̴̤̜̘̐͛ ̷̮̑̿i̸̬̲̰̊͆́n̷͔͍̉ ̵̧̣̟̈͝a̸̲͐͂ ̷̰̜̈́̄͜r̴͙͔͐̒̍ó̴͎̗̹̄õ̶̲͉̲m̷͉̪͊́ͅ.̴̙̣͍̿ ̶̤̙͌̂A̶̻͋͜ ̵͍̂̚̚r̴̐��̡̪̣u̷̜̱͘b̷̲͕̓̇b̷̧̭͙̅̀̊e̴͊͜ŕ̴̦̱̖͗̀ ̷̛͔̮̫̓͒r̸̛̜̖̍o̵͉͗͑ỡ̷͎̜̻͘m̴͙̘͆.̴̛̜̻̹̒̈ ̵͖̈́͛̋͜A̵̦̫͂ ̸͉̐r̴̥̪̂͝u̸̝̩͂̀b̷͚̗͑̈̈b̷̡̝͖͗͠e̷͎͂̃͠r̸̠̎ ̷̟̤͐r̸͉͓͓͐͐o̶̭̍ò̶͚̝̀͘ḿ̶̘̐̃ ̷̢͈̳͠͝w̷̗̟͒̉̓ï̶͕͉̱̈t̸͙͈̃ȟ̷̘̹̯ ̵̨͓̓̋͜͝r̷̭̒͜ͅä̸̖́̍̎t̷̺͍͍̒s̸̳̈́̈.̶̨̝͐̈͒ ̷̢̇͘ͅA̴͉͑n̸̨̡͋͠d̶͕̬͊ ̷̫̬̞͐͛̍r̸̡̀ă̶͍̻̍t̸̼̀s̵͇̒̑̈́ͅ ̷̫̖̗͌́m̸̰̃ā̶̺̳̏̍k̴̘͈̂ḛ̶̠̦̋̍ ̷͎̀ṁ̵̗̳e̷͈̍̂̇ ̶̢͖̘̈́̓̏c̵̠͋̊̆r̸̤̖̈̾̀a̵͎͗̈̍ͅz̷̺̠͚̏y̵̘͉̫͒.̷͕̠̌͝ ̷̦̭̦͂ ̸̧̘̭̔͝

T̶̙̼̠̞̼̮̯̫͔̉͊͐̾̐̏̿̆̚Ḩ̶̧̛̛̲̮̺̮̼̺̳̝̳̀̑̈́̌̏̾̏͐̌̿̉̏̔̌͝͝E̸̺̔̄͌̃̿͐̒̉͒̏̉͆̅͗͌̐̄̈́̔̕ ̵̻̳͎̣̱̠̱̲̻̻͔̘̝̦͖̗̲̪̼̿͗̿̀̓̽̋͛͊̊̒́͗̾̾̊̿̕͘͜͜͠͠ͅR̵̛̘̱͓͊̽̾͆̆̈́̑̑̄̑̏A̵̢͇̲͙̱̻͇̩̞͈͔͙̺͕̻̍̃̎̕͝ͅT̴̗͍̱̰͐̆̉̑͛̑̃͂̚ ̵̧̘̫͓̞͇̞̖͕͇̹̮͉̝̼͍̯̈́̏͆̈́͂͆́̐̒͗̔͊͘͠ͅM̴͕̤̙̹̞̯̫̽̀͘͜Ṷ̷̪͈͂͗̀̾̽̌̚̚̚͠Ṣ̷̡̼̠̦͖̣̟̓̈́̈̈̽̊͛͐̎̂̿̽̋̎̕T̵̛̛̛͚̹̙̩͋̈́̂́̏̀̈́͂̎͗͐̔̃̃̓̕̚͜͠ ̷̧̛̭̟͇͖͎͈͇̭͙̩̓̿̏̃̃͊̍͒̈̔̋̕̕̚͝ͅD̶̛͙͉̦̱̗̝͖̘̝̼͙̄̏̾̾́̽͊̂̀̅̌̍̊̎̇͝I̷͇̩̦̺̞͉̙͛̀̋̍̓͌̀̍̄̎̕͜E̸̛̺̬̺̠̣̥͂̌̂́̉͐͌̅̂͂͗̾̄́͋̑̈́͆̔!̷̨̧̛͍͎̪͉̲͓̹̲̱̣͕̲̦̋̀̅̆̈́̏̈͛̂̈́͐̆̇̇̌͊͛͐̀̕͜͝

Ỳ̷̲̞͖̆͌̈̑́̔̑̒́̚͝͝O̸͈͌̐͑͋̒́͆̐͘U̵̮̞̞͎̭̻̫̩͖͚͔͓̬̜̮͑͜ ̷̧̛̼͎̫̘͉̥̭͚̟̰͈̇̂̾͑̇̈̃̃S̵̛̞̖̥̒Ḩ̷͎̲̗̥̝̠͗A̴̢̨͕̲͎̪̣̞̬͍͉̪͋̈̾ͅL̸̨̘̺̟̔̂̄̕͜͠L̷̥̝̹̲̻͔̓̒̌͐̆̉̓ ̴̞̟̦̗̭̦̯̤͕̬͖̥͔͙̤̞̓̔̈́̆P̶͈̯͆̑Ȁ̸̛̜͔͈͖̫͙͕̂͊̐͆̾̓́͐̈́̑̚̚͠ͅR̴̛̤̗͕̃̇́͊̎͝͝Í̷̧̨̭͖̱̩̠̦͉͈̺͔͈̯̗́̅̿͑́̂͂̏̂͠Ş̵̢̠̼̜̱̞̖͈̉̒͂̈̎̈̔̾̍́̑͒̅̑͜ͅͅͅH̸̢̜͑̆͒!̵̹̗͎̫̿̉͊

H̸̗͎̼̫̭͔̹̯̞̪͋͐̆̿̚E̷͉̥͖͙̫͌̌̐̆̍̈̑̉̎̅̂͘L̴͎̺̈́̀̓͘͠P̴̢̨̛͚̺͖͍͍̝̱̗̰̖̺͇̓͆̐̀͛̋̐̏̒̔͘̚̚͜ ̶̧͖͈̭͙̤̺̥̥̹̹̳̄͐̎͜͜ͅM̴̢͕̙̖̙͚̞̲̼̩͈̳̪̩̍͆̓̃͐̈̀͝Ė̵̛͙̲̤̲̟̭͋̎̄̀̋̈́̎́̚͜,̶͉̲̘̳͉͙̫͙̑̇̐͐͋̓̀͊̎̀͊ͅ ̵̟̤͕̣̗͔̯̰͚̜͈͖̰̀̀̕͜͝ͅP̴̢̧͚̟͔̰̭̟̽̑́ͅL̸̡̰͔̬͉̩̣̠̙̯̪̔̒̿̎́̇͌̾͆̓Ę̴̔́͐̈͋̄̉͑̆̈́̀́̊̉͋Ą̸̧͈̙̠̲̘͎͖̱̰̐̇̉̐̑̆̒̍͊̉̋̀͊ͅŚ̴̡̡̢̛̛̤͖̯̰̱̻͇͎̩̈́̓̓̂͊ͅÈ̷͉̟͍̫̐̔̏̿̆͂̈́̔͒̈́̊̕͝͠!̴̤̰̳̜̈́̅̐̒͗̃͝

-̴̢̢̹̟̬̞̟͓͈̲̻͈̫̼̫͈͈̭̪̥̤̥̱̟̣͕̭̪̤̼̂͑͒̂̃̈͆̈́̄͑͋ͅ ̷̭̖̳͍̩̱͚̖̖̘͖̻̯̩͙̞͍͖͐͒̈͛̿̔͑̅̂́͒̈̋͑̍̀̓̚͝͝H̷̞̲̤̭̰̟̟͎̦̯̤̰̱̜̭̬͈̮̻͉̀̀̈̀̓̋͌̊͊̅̔̀̅̒͗͊̐̇͒̈́̔͆̌͐͗̊͘͝͝͝ȋ̶̢̨̧̫̳̮̻͖̩͎̺̳̫̰͎͉̼͔̖̖̼̗̰̘͚̹̥̥̙͚̬̠̱͎̰͔̰̩̱̮̂̿͌͐́̊͠!̴̛̛̫̪̜͎̿͌͆͐̑̍͌̉́͋̉̊̑͆̇̽̎̌̈́̌̄́̿̂́̚̚̚̕͠͠ ̵̢̡̧̼̬̩̦͎̮͇͖̗͈̲͔͔̗͈̼̼̲̙͖̣̣̮̤̬͎͕̻͕̖͓͉̘͙͙͈̭̽͗̓̿̀̇̏͠ͅͅͅ:̸̧̧̪̘͍̞̮̠̼̪̩̼̖͇͎̫͓̹͍̞̟̙̦͕͚̳̞͉͎̻͓̼̽͒̎̀ͅͅD̸̢̡͉̼̯̲̞̳̮̦̘͖̘̟̺̫̼̪͈̹͇͔̳̻̻͕̲͜͜͜͠ͅͅͅ ̸̡̡̡̡̡̪̜̲̗̦̼̟͇̮̘̣̮̙͍̦̯͓̳̱̲̝͕͇̘͍̳͉̭̟͎̥̳̪̮̭̹̳͑̎̀̃͛̊̎́̎̐̑̎̊͒̓̔͋̄̃̀̓̿̀̃͌̒̎̓͗͆͌̈́̆̀͒̚͠͠͠͝͝ͅả̸̧̧̧̡̩̱̗̖͚̰̗̤͇͓̼̪̗̤͍̗͈̘̥̺̤̰̿͛̿͆͛͛̃̋́̈́̀͌̈͊̂́́̈́̅̌͋͐̇̚̕͜͝n̸̛̛̯̖̼̗͎̅̅́̿̎͂̓̓͐̎͂̐̑̈́̌͂̓͆̃̌̊̔͒̅͆́͑͑̏̊͒̾̄̌͑̕̚͘̚͝͝͝͠͝o̶̞̞͚̪̩̜̼͎̺̰̝̺͚̲̼̞̺̰͉͍̩̜͑̀́͆̎͒̇͋͗̓͐̔̑͆͑̓͗̽̏̈́̌̑͌́̒̈́̄̑͊̅̔̽͘͘͜͜͠ͅn̵̡̡̧̦̞̝̭̙̖͕̙̙̜̳̱̹͕̖̗̱͙͍̲͎̫̫͇̦̯͚͍͙̥̗̫̠̳̉̿̉̊́̅́͑̒͛̎̌͂̌͐̏͗̂͘̚͝͝

- 🐀🔪

EH??

[rat-jitsu]

R̵̨̙̦̤̟̾̂͗̈̊̈́̒Â̷̧͕̼͎͑́͛̄͆̃̽̕T̸̨̨̰̻̣̳͋̾̅̅́͠!̵̛̬̩̞̰̬̥̣̂̋̊ ̵̧̛̤̔͊͘Ḱ̴̨̦̫͘ͅI̵͎̙̘͗͛̈́̈́Ļ̴̧͎͇̹̩̰̠̂͐̓̉͛L̴̥̀͑͂͐̈́̂̀!̴̩͉̹̋̌͐̕͜͠

Ķ̴̝̭̬̪͚̝̀̌̎I̸̭̥̋͑̈́́̎̚͘͘͝L̷̡̺͓̳̞̩͈̪̪̣̈́͒̄̌́̽̐̎̈́̍̽͊͆̀͘͝Ļ̶̖̘̙̪̝̯̞͔̹̫̋͐̈́̈́̀̒̽͗́̿̈̓̐͘̚ ̸̬͇̜͖̯̣̓̔͆̇̉̀̄͌͘͝͠T̵̮͇͎͇̯͈̹̫̺̓͗͗̊̍̀̑͋̌̌͌̀̽̕͝ͅḨ̸̹͈͈̺͙̤̟͇̼̣̽̓͌́͑̃̏̍͋̿̚͠͝E̶̩͖͈̭͎̖͍̤̳̤̟̻͚̠̤̖̓ ̶̭̎͋̀̎̄̑̽̓͐̓̓̀̽̌̐̕R̴̢̛͈̜̩̬̫̖̳͓̤̓̀̍̓̈̉͊̅͗͌͋̄̿̚͜͝A̸̢̺̯͈̦̜͍̝͕̠̗̗͋̾̌̈́̈́T̴̢̡͇͓͉̦̝̯̤̪̣̮͖͂͗͛̓̍̇̓͊̊͂͘̚͠ͅ!̶̡͇̫̍̉͐͊̉

-̴̢̢̹̟̬̞̟͓͈̲̻͈̫̼̫͈͈̭̪̥̤̥̱̟̣͕̭̪̤̼̂͑͒̂̃̈͆̈́̄͑͋ͅ ̷̭̖̳͍̩̱͚̖̖̘͖̻̯̩͙̞͍͖͐͒̈͛̿̔͑̅̂́͒̈̋͑̍̀̓̚͝͝H̷̞̲̤̭̰̟̟͎̦̯̤̰̱̜̭̬͈̮̻͉̀̀̈̀̓̋͌̊͊̅̔̀̅̒͗͊̐̇͒̈́̔͆̌͐͗̊͘͝͝͝ȋ̶̢̨̧̫̳̮̻͖̩͎̺̳̫̰͎͉̼͔̖̖̼̗̰̘͚̹̥̥̙͚̬̠̱͎̰͔̰̩̱̮̂̿͌͐́̊͠!̴̛̛̫̪̜͎̿͌͆͐̑̍͌̉́͋̉̊̑͆̇̽̎̌̈́̌̄́̿̂́̚̚̚̕͠͠ ̵̢̡̧̼̬̩̦͎̮͇͖̗͈̲͔͔̗͈̼̼̲̙͖̣̣̮̤̬͎͕̻͕̖͓͉̘͙͙͈̭̽͗̓̿̀̇̏͠ͅͅͅ:̸̧̧̪̘͍̞̮̠̼̪̩̼̖͇͎̫͓̹͍̞̟̙̦͕͚̳̞͉͎̻͓̼̽͒̎̀ͅͅD̸̢̡͉̼̯̲̞̳̮̦̘͖̘̟̺̫̼̪͈̹͇͔̳̻̻͕̲͜͜͜͠ͅͅͅ ̸̪̜̲̗̦̼̟͑̎̀̃͛̊̎́̎̐̑̎̊͒̓̔͋̄̃̀̓̿̀̃͌̒̎̓͗͆͌̈́̆̀͒̚͠͠͠͝͝��̡̡̡̡̡̮̘̣̮̙͍̦̯͓̳̱̲̝͕͇̘͍̳͉̭̟͎̥̳̪̮̭̹̳ͅả̸̧̧̧̡̩̱̗̖͚̰̗̤͇͓̼̪̗̤͍̗͈̘̥̺̤̰̿͛̿͆͛͛̃̋́̈́̀͌̈͊̂́́̈́̅̌͋͐̇̚̕͜͝n̸̛̛̯̖̼̗͎̅̅́̿̎͂̓̓͐̎͂̐̑̈́̌͂̓͆̃̌̊̔͒̅͆́͑͑̏̊͒̾̄̌͑̕̚͘̚͝͝͝͠͝o̶̞̞͚̪̩̜̼͎̺̰̝̺͚̲̼̞̺̰͉͍̩̜͑̀́͆̎͒̇͋͗̓͐̔̑͆͑̓͗̽̏̈́̌̑͌́̒̈́̄̑͊̅̔̽͘͘͜͜͠ͅn̵̡̡̧̦̞̝̭̙̖͕̙̙̜̳̱̹͕̖̗̱͙͍̲͎̫̫͇̦̯͚͍͙̥̗̫̠̳̉̿̉̊́̅́͑̒͛̎̌͂̌͐̏͗̂͘̚͝͝

H̸͙͈͙̼̎̎̅͂͋̋̌̒̾͒͑́́̿́͑́̋̈́͐̈́̂̑̿̎̆̿̀̅͂͐̋̀̈́͒̀̄̇̔̅̐̀͜͝͝E̵̡̡̢̢̛͔̼̪̖͔̳͙̰͖̪̼͚̳͇̲̫̱̯̱̘͇͇͓̠̜͇̖̣̣͚͕̮̩͎̭̮̣̤̙̪̎͆̈́̈́̒̅̑͒̋͆̅̓̌̓́̍̀̒͌̈́̉̇̌̑͋̈́͂̀̕̕͘͠͝L̷̢͖̜̰͇͖̼̝̩͈͉̈̉̉̉͊̀̎̈́̂̒͑͗͌͗̍̏̕̕P̸̢̢̡̧̨̡̡̥̞̲͓͉̻̞̪͓̦͈̝͇̞͇̬̮̬̠͖͚͎̩͕̹̦̼̪̻̩͖͓͖͖͈͚̑̋̉̃͌̅͑͂̊̃͘͜ ̶̛̹̮̈̍̑̇͂̈̇̇̈́̄̉͋͐̾̃̈͋́̎̀͛̒͛̒̄̾̀̌̂̔̕͝M̴̡̛̹͚̼̖̺̞͙͎̭̗̟̣̺̮̊̓̑͊͆̇͛̐̂͐͜͠͠ͅẸ̶̖̟͎̱̟̒̑̔̆̔̽̊̓̈́̓͑̆̍́̆̓̆͐͌̽͗͠͝͝͠͠͠!̸̢̛̮͚̫͛̄͒͒̋̂̉̀̿̓̓̒̓͆͛̐̾̾̓͘̕͝͝

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WHAT?

[rat-jitsu]

I do not know.

R̶̫̖̞͎͇̲͐̏͂̔͒̂̋Ą̷̬͓̉́͛͂͋̊̌T̸̺͈͍̫̻̰̞͒̉̇͐̾̍S̸͔̠͙͎̬̤̫͈͆̂̋́̔ ̶̜̻͚͕̣̗̀M̸̪̘͗̍Ą̵̍̔͜K̴̥̏È̴̢͈̥̯̫͔͓ ̴̲͙̥́̽̎͗͋̈́̃̕Ḿ̴̼͂̒̒͐͂͑̈Ȅ̷̜͙̲͈̋ ̴̟͓͈̙̀͐͜͠C̸͎̥̯̙̫͇̞͌̀̂̔̍̌͛́R̶̢̠͎̮̰̟͛͐̍̐̋͠A̷͓̝͕̗̳̳͍͊͛̓̐̋͑̕Z̸̤͌̾͜Y̸̧̠̩̳̮̯̝͘͜!̸̧̙̟̹̺̲́̑͛̇̌̄̆͠

🐀🩸🔪⚰️

- H̸̯͂̆̃ĭ̵̼̠͝!̸̨͔̝͌ ̸̰̘͂:̸̦͂̀̒Ḑ̷̨̯͝ ̶͓͒̈ͅä̸̱̲͑n̷̜̝͒o̶̫̽n̸̖̱̱͆

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