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The World of Ultimate Gaming

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meatball subs are the most homestar runner esque food

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my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents

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To the person who had the idea of naming the movie “Toy Story” and not “Toys Are Us”

Congratulations on being the stupidest and most worthless piece of shit on the entire fucking planet. You’re so fucking dumb it’s not even funny. The day I meet you will also be the day my sledgehammer meets your fucking pelvis you scumbag. Fucking Prick.

-The Ice Man

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2007: old navy is having a sale on jeans so everyone should come on down to the old navy..

2016: #MyJeans keep me connected with the community while I do Activism. Identity

2025: these jeans were given to me by adolf hitlerrrr

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Kibbles at night ..... Puppy's delight

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welcome to the future

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when the video essayist is cracking too many unfunny jokes

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Be free my deltarunelings

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the whimsical boy genius has been hanging out by the monolith outside town too much and now all his charming inventions are made out of jagged black iron and animal carcasses

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theme for this years christmas: War Elephants

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Anyone else tickled by people watching Superman and being like “I’m going to be kind now” why weren’t u kind before the Superman movie……😭

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